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I am alive and anyone can stop me at any time. Franglish practice account
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I am so seepy eepy but I must go to the rock show I must make friends I must take photos I am young goddammit

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I am going to be in a commercial next week I hope they aren’t mad about my bangs that were not in my headshot

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I understand the state of the world is bad rn but if you only post political engagement bait/fear mongering, I’m unfollowing. I’m here for jokes and screaming nonsense into the void

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Idc if you watch the whole thing, but it would be very appreciated if you watch like one minute and leave a like for the algorithm. youtu.be/FlSmfzCEP2E?...

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I hate my bangs

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It is 2:20am I worked on the video for about 12 hours today. It could be considered ready to post, but I am hesitant

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Nobody wants to admit that level 7 hair is a thing. It’s like you have to be either light brown or medium blonde. Nobody understands me.

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Alexa, play “Make Total Destroy” by Pat the Bunny

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Took my adderall for the first time in weeks again (I’m rationing) and I was meant to be working at my desk but my bf is doing a zoom job interview in our office corner so I have to hide in the bedroom and I ended up trimming my bangs (poorly) so it’s his fault I’m ugly now

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Similar to Telegram and Signal, I think I will invent an encrypted messaging app for sketchy oligarchs and politicians called DogWhistle

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Took my sleepy meds and zoo wee mama i can taste them in my gullet

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I will succeed bc I’m insane.

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No matter how rough a week you had, just remember that Flavor Flav just finished setting all his clocks forward 1 hour

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Hyenas don’t sit right with me

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I appreciate your sentiment, Grammarly, but I don’t know it’s the right tone for a professional email.

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I need to learn to not eat so much when I’m off my adhd meds but my brain requires dopamine and since I’m also cutting me short-form content consumption, I only seems to get it from sugar

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Pub : cette crème rendra votre peau Deux Fois Plus Dense Moi : Enfin je peux réaliser mon rêve, devenir le grand et majestueux pangolin.

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Willem Dafoe, Steve Buscemi and Christopher Walken are all the same breed of man I will not be taking questions

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I love that now owning a Cybertruck is a recognized sign of bad decision-making. Like you paid $80,000 to get bangs

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I got accepted into uni to finish my bachelors degree and I am so excited and happy

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I think the most telling thing about Elon is that he named his coup “DOGE” - after a meme that died in 2017. It gives “how do you do fellow kids, ermagherd, is that a roflcopter? UwU” He wasn’t cool in high school and he’s taking it out on literally everyone.

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I’m learning HTML, bitches! I’m a woman in STEM, bitches!

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We should pronounce focaccia like foe-kuh-chee-uh

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Jesus admittedly was kind of a nepo baby

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Sleigh Bells are playing here in June and so would literally not eat for a week to afford the tickets

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If severance doesn’t tell me what the goats are for before the end of this season I’ll yell.

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I think I have a gluten intolerance bc I had almost no sugar today and my guts? ANGRY.

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“That’s a weird thing to say about my friend” is such a nice thing to say when someone talks bad about themselves what the heck

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PISSIMIST: the glass has piss in it

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I know my bf will never be the same without me bc before he met me he didn’t like honey, good mayonnaise or know the joy of sleeping with a between-the-knees pillow. I have changed his life in those ways at least

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Not Catholic but as an experiment I’m giving up/limiting my short form content consumption and also sugar (again). Day 1 and I am almost done season 1 of Severance and had to make strawberry shortcake with Splenda which was good but did not hit the spot :(

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Adam Scott in Severance needs a haircut so bad. It makes me realize how small his mouth is

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Imagine an alternate reality where instead of giving Trump a country he got a Bravo series. I think everyone would’ve been happier

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The internet is wild bc of how incredibly niche demographics can be actually kinda large

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I hope Luigi knows how loved he is now more than ever

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Sylvia Plath wrote about the desire to do the things men do without the restrictions of womanhood. I long for that, too, but at the same time as she did. In my time, such freedoms are afforded to no one.

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Today is the beginning of the end, girlypops

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Too many of you repost screenshots of boomer doomer Facebook edits/text posts and honestly it’s v cringe

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Of these three random ass suggestions “tapir sounds and behaviour” is actually my favourite

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