It’s worse than that.
You paid $80,000 for a great big sign telling everyone you’ve never given a woman an orgasm and probably have gotten laid without having to pay for it a number of times you can count on your fingers
I mean, I don’t think it’s a bad decision. These people gleefully signed up full well knowing what it looked like, and at that point it was public knowledge how poor Tesla vehicles were. A bad decision would imply you evaluated information rationally.
Bangs grow out, evolve, change. The wankpanzer is a stainless steel & glue reminder that you should be avoided. Like brightly colored, poisonous creatures.
It looks like the body was designed on an etch-a-sketch. That basic stainless would be cool if it were 1985. It looks like an unfinished concept car. The sheet metal gives aluminum foil vibes. Probably as safe as the rockets though, right?
It reminds me of when Homers brother let him design a car. I’m sure Elon saw a dumpster he liked and made a sketch of it as a car then demanded they make it.
Really ?
Bangs
I am awaiting when tattoos are easily fading
I’d say that would be a better deal
More return customers on a continuation rotation
Fading colors for tattoos
Permanence is one time buck stop
Junction traditional
But it’s just an idea
Feels like both of these purchases are tangential to a really shitty breakup.
But a CyberCuck screams ‘40yo divorced dad without visitation’, while new Bangs is just kinda ‘30yo just broke up with fuckboi bf but she’s still cute and probs gonna bounce back pretty quick’
Same in mn. We had some really cold temps last month and apparently the glue is failing and parts are falling off. It’s one giant grift. I’d say at least they don’t blow up like his rockets, but…
We think four of those things live here. One works at a random office, one putters around slowly while looking ugly, one lives on a country road, and one just exists to be the ugliest thing around.
Unfortunately, my area seems to be getting more and more of those. Perhaps it's time to move out? (At least Rivians are still more popular where I live, and they look normal! Heck, I saw my first Silverado EV yesterday, and I thought "why aren't THOSE more common than Cybertrucks here?!")
They don't work in winter weather. It's a joke. Who bought stupid shit like this? These people do not make good economic decisions. I am glad they are stuck with this shitty vehicle.
My hope is that Musk tarnishes his reputation so badly over this little escapade into politics, that no one wants to buy another car from him. His dangerous and unlawful actions have caused severe distress to people lives, many of which probably owned a Tesla.
Drove by a matte black cybertruck today with this decal on the back in red.
Sped up to see who was driving it, and it was exactly who you’d expect. Joked with my kid that we need one of those those lil democrat paddles saying “how’s your meninist podcast going” for guys like this.
Also ATX, and I saw one today and two Thursday (didn’t really go anywhere yesterday). You think they can’t look any dumber, but put them next to a Rivian and they do.
It's great that people still feel the need to coddle them with the "nobody saw this coming, it's not your fault, Tesla used to be incredible" language... despite Musk having been on obvious scumbag (to put it nicely), and Tesla a con job, to anyone with a functioning non-washed brain for decades.
FFR. I've been hearing about what a shit lord he is since he bought tesla. As well as the terrible quality control for the brand after he took over (panel gaps, crap wiring, faulty batteries, etc). Idk how anyone can play dumb because this info was easy to find if you put in a gram of effort
Porsche is literally same price. With extras, a Tesla is 100k. If you want, you could buy a top of the line Mustang Darkhorse for 70k. Last Mustangs to be gas, fun fact, we are at that timepoint.
I actual growl when I see Tesla's. I know many didn't know they were supporting a Fascist, supporting DOGE destroying families.
And Las Vegas, it's the sin haven for Tesla's. Such a shame that people didn't know that the future of owning an EV car would make them the target of being stupid.
what i don’t get is how men actually thought the car was ‘good looking’ before ALL of this fELON sh!t went down
just put a ford f150 next to that abomination of whatever that is…and you’re really going to tell me ‘yeah! that’s my next ride. check that silver sh!t out!’ 🤮
I like my box. Its truck-shaped. Trucks are boxes for reasons. To put boxes in. To put logs in. To haul cars. That thing would be FULL before we got half the tools we need in, and thats just 2 gangboxes full. Hell the boxes wouldn't fit themselves. Its not a truck if you can't use it for work.
damn straight!!! and who in their right mind (other than fELON) thought bullet proof glass (that didn’t work) was going to be a selling feature for it?!?!?!
Someone with a regular Tesla I can understand. Not all of us were online enough in <2023 to know what Elon was.
A Cybertruck is mental illness though. Or a cry for help.
It absolutely screamed small dick energy before Musk went full Nazi. Why would anyone want a truck that suggests they are an incel, small dick, Nazi, cult member who wont even be able to drive through a minor snowstorm?
I always wondered, with that huge spot where you normally put stuff in a truck, why isn't that a great place to mount a solar panel and charge the vehicle basically at least some unless its night? Like all day at work? Hours in the mall? Go to a theme park? I just can't wrap my head around that.
you want them angled towards the sun, not pointing straight up. also if you had them as the flat bed, they'd need to be protected from damage, and that's a layer that absorbs light. same reasons "solar roadways" doesn't work
Every time I see a Tesla now, the instant reaction is "fucking nazi", and I know I'm not the only one.
That has never happened to any other modern car.
Cybertrucks are the ultimate "pick me" look for sad middle aged balding (usually) white dudes that can't figure out how to just go to therapy instead of wantonly embracing toxic masculinity.
I laughed and pointed pantomimingly at a Cybertruck owner in a parking lot the other day and my 10 yo daughter said I was mean. I said that’s an Elon Musk car and she said oh well then he’s an idiot, that’s fine 😂
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You paid $80,000 for a great big sign telling everyone you’ve never given a woman an orgasm and probably have gotten laid without having to pay for it a number of times you can count on your fingers
Cyberdump is a sign of heavily rotten brain.
https://www.teslatakedown.com/
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/02/report-cybertruck-safety-ford-pinto/
Tesla wasn’t an option, since they don’t make one.
Bangs
I am awaiting when tattoos are easily fading
I’d say that would be a better deal
More return customers on a continuation rotation
Fading colors for tattoos
Permanence is one time buck stop
Junction traditional
But it’s just an idea
And I had the hat in grey velvet!
they are proud of it!
But a CyberCuck screams ‘40yo divorced dad without visitation’, while new Bangs is just kinda ‘30yo just broke up with fuckboi bf but she’s still cute and probs gonna bounce back pretty quick’
Emily and I rock bangs.
The Cybertruck is certainly the Edsel of the 21st Century.
It is our solemn duty to pint and laugh at these monstrosities
On the floor.
https://www.autoevolution.com/news/twenty-tesla-vehicles-are-affected-by-fires-on-the-same-day-in-turkey-and-france-222653.html
Oh, wait; this is international.
:)
So manly.
It's somehow more satisfying than giving the driver the finger.
Sped up to see who was driving it, and it was exactly who you’d expect. Joked with my kid that we need one of those those lil democrat paddles saying “how’s your meninist podcast going” for guys like this.
700k homeless and 15m empty housing units.
I saw one today, purple, with extra big tires and spinning rims. The TX plate was "LykWhoa." White bubba driver.
Perfect, I thought, as in ,"YOU PAID 100 GRAND FOR THAT SHIT!? LIKE, WHOA! DUDE! WTF WERE YOU THINKING."
“Look at me, I paid extra to polish a trud !!” Priceless.
And Las Vegas, it's the sin haven for Tesla's. Such a shame that people didn't know that the future of owning an EV car would make them the target of being stupid.
just put a ford f150 next to that abomination of whatever that is…and you’re really going to tell me ‘yeah! that’s my next ride. check that silver sh!t out!’ 🤮
He thinks EVERYONE has his mindset, everyone wants to kill you! Of COURSE EVERYONE WANTS IT!
and just be a good person and maybe, just maybe you wouldn’t have crazies after you all the time 🤷♂️
This character limit is killing me. I can't finish a thought. I agree.
That’s… hard to do.
Armoring them and selling them to the feds for $400MM is the epitome of grift meeting hubris.
A Cybertruck is mental illness though. Or a cry for help.
We get it, dude, you're compensating. Yes, yes, we all see it.
That has never happened to any other modern car.
it looks terrible
hard angles versus smooth like ripples of water on other cars that look like art compared to this boondoggle of metal
I'm sick of this blatant unchecked hairstylism 😤