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High command doesn't want you to know this but If you receive a medal and you ask your CO for a smooch, he has to give it to you.

Dear Dems. This is a reminder that Donald Trump rescinded the ethics rules preventing gifts to executive branch employees. Now would be a good time to propose legislation formalizing the prevention into a law Time to do things that make him react to you. apnews.com/article/trum...

It's German election time! I've always been vaguely fascinated by German politics. But I pay so little attention that I completely missed when AfD went from being ludicrous fringe to second place. 😬 Here's hoping Die Linke and FDP cross 5% while BSW remains under. Gotta dilute AfD with non-crazies.

Commission for d33r0s0oph3r on FA

Was looking through some old boxes and look. What. I. Found. Sealed and everything. Time. To. PARTY 🤘

One thing Democratic leadership could do right now is to name an alternate HHS secretary--someone to provide ongoing public updates and health information. And do it for other departments too. Start showing voters what a Democratic government would look like--press conferences, speeches, all of it.

‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+". The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history. This pride, we riot.

✨2k RAFFLE TIME!✨ Oh dang I'm almost at 2k! I felt it was à propos that I raffle a sketch page to a follower! If you'd like to join; -Follow -Repost this post -Leave a comment Winners sketch-page can be General or 18+! Thank you all so much for the support here :) Ends February 13th! 🥳

🎊RAFFLE TIME🎊 Wanna get a color detailed character illustration from me? Let me imagine your character in my style! Just follow me and share this post! Will draw the winner on the 14th Feb!

It’s good that more and more federal judges are issuing orders blocking illegal acts by the Trump administration. But each court victory brings us closer to the real crisis: will Trumpists yield to courts, or will they go full fascist and say they are not bound by the courts?

🔴CALLING ALL ARTISTS🔴 Christie's NYC is planning an AI art auction expected to bring in over $600,000 to creators who've used models trained on copyrighted material from non-consenting artists. If you object to this, please sign and share this open letter. openletter.earth/cancel-the-c...

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You are allowed to feel happiness and experience good things even if your country is crumbling. Be spiteful with your joy. Live your best life in spite of them and to spite them. A genuine smile cuts a narcissist deeper than any insult ever could.

You get your microplastics from sipping tea like a normal person. I get mine from tearing packages open with my teeth like a goblin.

I will never yield a nanometer in my open contempt and disgust for the drones and useful idiots who called Musk a free speech hero.

Please please please. I hate that we have to do this, but if you can, please do this.

Eugh. This was a questionable decision. I wish I could disentangle my belief that this kind of instability will damage the world economy from the collective belief that naaaahhhhh, it's fine.

I am liquidating (most of) the stock-based mutual funds in my retirement account. Those trades won't even process until the end of Monday so it'll probably cost me, but I just can't see this tariff bullshit ending well. Man, we are gonna need to make this up to Canada and Mexico someday.

AOC is pretty darn left of me, but she's one of the best public servants we have. Real glad to have her.

This is amazing in so many ways. Least among them that I learned a new phrase about eating warm crows. Gonna use that one.

imo all art is just derivative of this banger anyone have a fav piece throughout art history?

A while back I asked folks why they’re joining Bluesky and the most common response I saw was, “I just want a good place to get my news” and, yall, no. Bad. GET YOUR NEWS FROM THE NEWS PBS Newshour is FREE FOR EVERYONE. youtu.be/PMOYN8JWdUk?...

This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak. Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds

Blegh, I am weak right now. But I will be strong later. Soon, I hope.

WIFE: we're at a nice restaurant so please behave ME: ok WAITER: here is our tasting menu ME: WAITER: WIFE: go ahead ME: *tentatively licks menu*

The Chinese government and its propaganda machine can fuck all the way off. If you don't know about the Uygur genocide, I encourage you to check out this primer. www.cfr.org/backgrounder...

This week, on GG Avoids Mystery Fluids, our hero acrobatically uses a urinal and wonders if his coworkers are okay.

Gave this sweet guy back to his owner yesterday. Was so happy that he got to be back with his family, but very many tangled feelings overall.

We found a shivering cat. We are going to reunite him with his owner tomorrow. We had to achieve this using Facebook. It wasn't fun. This is an unflattering photo of him.

I've never beaten NEO Scavenger (if there even is a "beating it"), but I feel like a king cause I've barely met The Hatter and I'm on my 5th rifle this run.

Computer is having trouble while on Teams call Close offending program Before the program closes, end Teams call Computer partially freezes; Windows taskbar is inoperable Wait 21 minutes Computer unfreezes Immediately close Chrome Computer partially freezes youtube.com/shorts/iFqjR...

We gotta reject “Well, RFK jr. is right about some things” and accept “if we don’t confront the real problems with our systems, it becomes much easier for con artists like this guy to manipulate people.”