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sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?

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Surprisingly, “Well actually, it’s more like Bergen-Belsen” is not an argumentative master stroke.

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As a millennial, the phone terrifies me with the idea that people might be calling me to talk, but it comforts me with the idea that I can use it to make myself constantly angry and depressed by looking at the news

submitted 12 days ago • 17 comments

extremely important PSA

submitted 14 days ago • 73 comments

homer chimp #art

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Every news thing now is like “law enforcement agency dissolved: all power to Zod!” and then the Dems posting “iron workers have been the backbone of American industry for 100 years, and now tariffs are breaking our promise to them”

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not going to learn any trump admin names this time around. just Mean Blonde #12, Guy Who Looks Like He Killed Someone Drunk Driving A Boat, Big Pink Head, etc

submitted 28 days ago • 81 comments

oh you think AI is a hype bubble? you fool. that's what people said about NFTs, which we use every day and cannot imagine life without.

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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all

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My god I wish I were like 10% dumber what the world must be like.

submitted 34 days ago • 302 comments

The news reporting on Elon

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

Imagine drinking this at 3am

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if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

submitted 35 days ago • 597 comments

oh ho ho! looks like gobungo shut down and its users are migrating to florp. you’ll find us elder florpians don’t take kindly to you savage gobungans

submitted 37 days ago • 65 comments

TikTok isn't just silly dances and cat videos btw. It's also some of the funniest collaborations humans have done with one building upon another on a silly meme and then getting infinitely more ridiculous as time goes on

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need a name for that feeling that strikes in the early evening when you're just oh fuck. oh christ why aren't i trying to become a successful streamer. why haven't i made a movie. why haven't i had a novel published. i dont think its anxiety or comparison stress its a new thing i made up

submitted 37 days ago • 40 comments

disdain rocks it's like if hate was chill

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this has always been my favorite picture set of david lynch

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Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

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“Today I woke up and chose violence” you are afraid to call a restaurant on the phone

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In 1977, Vincent Price starred in a one-man-show where he played openly gay Oscar Wilde; it was condemned by Anita Bryant. When asked about her condemnation, Price replied that Wilde had already written a play about Anita: “A Woman of No Importance”

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Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

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It must really suck to be an incredible athlete and be good enough to play in college but not quite good enough to go pro and have your entire athletic journey culminate in the Chuck E Cheese Rockamouse Bowl presented by Thrivant Financial

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Some of the attempts at humor/wit I’ve witnessed on this platform are so indiscernible from Facebook grandparent-tier posts that I genuinely can’t tell if I’m being trolled or not. A real feat.

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Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

submitted 58 days ago • 89 comments

not enough space! #looneytunes

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velma: another mystery solved gang. there's no such thing as the supernatural, just ol' fashioned trickery scooby doo, the talking dog: rol' rashioned rickery

submitted 62 days ago • 10 comments

𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴

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One for the Who-pleheads. #IYKYK #Deadwood