When I played WoW at launch back in 2004 I was in a newbie dungeon (WC) with a player who had this exact name and had to pause our run to answer questions from a GM who forced them to change their name on the spot and re-log.
I've always said when I get another life I'm coming back dumber than a box of hammers. It looks like a less stressful place to be...sweet obliviousness.
I’m ok with FBI but FBI:Most Wanted is the one that makes me gag. Remy Scott dialogue sounds like 1980’s bad cop. 🙄
FBI international can be both ok and cringe. *sigh*
A world-weary FBI agent joins a peppy CIA agent to investigate tax fraud, posing as driving test examiners in Providence, RI. While they are oblivious to their will-they-won't they dynamic, their IRS contact is not.
I had a college dorm convo about whether there's any identifiable advantage to being "deep" vs "shallow" and I still think about it b/c decades later I've still never come up with a knockout argument for team deep
You think the bean-counters at CBS have some insane euphemism to describe ratings generated by people who died in front of the TV. Because no way are they trivial.
Well, Tucker Carlson is a proponent of testicular tanning so I don’t know about Ow My Balls. But Dana White did start Power Slap League, which is objectively worse.
This is the kind of bullshit show you’ll see getting promoted while you’re trying to watch a football game and then wonder who is going to watch this show who’s also watching the football game
This has to be some stupid AI suggested show and will be entirely written by AI. No person can possibly be this stupid (well yes they can, but they should lose their job)
also i can't find the clip of it on youtube anymore but this show had The Funniest fentanyl scare scene i've ever seen, wherein a woman in a big open lobby points at a bag of fentanyl and says "if that rips, we're all dead." truly peak dick wolf
I love his writing - so topical! He had a great script they wouldn’t film, about price controls… you can’t find it anywhere but tumblr. I forgot the title but go in the search box and look for “dick wolf inflation” and you’ll definitely not regret it
This is the worst one by far. Watched 10 min. of it saw "FBI" agent running around a foreign country with guns drawn, bossing local authorities around and applying US laws as if they were a higher authority, than the local ones...
We watched FBI for a while. Even my wife, who kinda likes repetitive police procedurals kinda got tired of it.
I mean, there's formulaic, then there's "we are going to chase someone on foot every single episode" formulaic.
The Simpsons was a cultural rosetta stone. As soon as it started to lapse into the irony and cynicism shit offered by the competition, it stopped being a common ground. It's weird to say about a TV show but I genuinely think the world was a better place when The Simpsons was good.
My former FBI parents would be rendered physically unable to speak due to the sheer amount of laughter they'd be stricken with at seeing this. BRB, gonna send it to them.
The problem with America and Americans is just that people don’t know how anything works. They don’t understand governance. They don’t understand the distinction between institutions. And now, the waters will be even muddier.
They should just make a show called "TLA" and it's a difference agency every week, FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA... and then just for fun they do some episodes at the NIH, FDA, SSA, ETC.
Coming out during the Trump admin....I'm guessing they're going to deal with the standard Muslim extremists, then black radicals, misguided rich white socialists, and maybe some "militant" gays
The persistent nihilistic desire to develop a low-grade drinking problem, get a bullshit job, and just start mainlining the propaganda grows stronger every day
That would be helpful. I once watched about 15 minutes of 'NCIS' w Mark Harmon. It was enough to make me fly into a rage. I turned off the TV & went for a walk. Have not watched a second of that show since.
A new contender for dumbest title ever to compete with the likes of "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" and "The Haunting in Connecticut: Ghosts of Georgia".
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Star Trek: Star Wars
Mickey Mouse: Bugs Bunny
MLK: LBJ
OMFG: BBQ
FBI international can be both ok and cringe. *sigh*
50% dumber and you’d have a bright future as a network TV exec.
A world-weary FBI agent joins a peppy CIA agent to investigate tax fraud, posing as driving test examiners in Providence, RI. While they are oblivious to their will-they-won't they dynamic, their IRS contact is not.
CIA = non-domestic intelligence
Thus,
FBI: CIA, the domestic law enforcement of non-domestic intelligence gathering
And that's avoiding the slightly more advanced things like geometric or arithmetic mean, or the fancy stuff that statisticians get into
What dolt came up with this pile of bulltrump?
( I lied, I don't watch CNN, but the series started Monday).
Now more than ever.
“The number 1 movie in the country was called ‘ASS’ and that’s all it was. For 90 minutes.”
OW my headmeats ow why
Maybe call the show "Tucker the Fukkker"
CCC: WPA: TVA: AAA
Half this anti-liberal, anti-“socialist” bullshit would simply evaporate.
https://www.salon.com/2011/04/10/hoover_roosevelt_rapaport/
https://jacobin.com/2019/06/new-deal-great-depression
FBI:CIA:DMV!
I mean, there's formulaic, then there's "we are going to chase someone on foot every single episode" formulaic.
Hawaii 5-0
The FBI
SWAT
Matlock
Magnum PI (I know it was cancelled but still)
It’s so hard to not talk shit.
“The Vin Diesel Story (musical )”
I don't know if 10% dumber is really the target audience here. This might be for people who actually hate themselve and are seeking punishment.
It just stars one guy at his desk, working in isolation. It’s kinda slow to start, but sometimes he answers the phone so you get a little dialogue
FBI
FBI: International
FBI: Most Wanted
Welp, we have to have our differences 😂
oh I quit.
“When’s the last time you slept?”
“When’s the last time you actually gave a damn?”
“Easy, rookie. Not all of us have pedigrees to live up to…”
*A female, seemingly important character who also happens to be a woman enters the room
“What did I miss?”
“Watch your six, spy cops.”
“Let’s do this.”
“Let’s roll.”
Law and Order: NCIS: CSI: FBI: CIA: LMNOP