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Don’t ever say men do not have interior lives

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I have a horrible feeling my colon would turn blue.

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"Unfortunately no one can be told that the stove is hot. They have to touch it for themselves."

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did the doctor from arrested development write this

submitted 2 days ago • 53 comments

Wokeness and DEI caused my funko pop business to crater.

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Bob Hoskins on Super Mario Brothers: ‘I didn’t even know it was a game, my kids told me. ‘What are you doing next, dad?’ ‘Super Mario Brothers.’ ‘Oh, that’s a game.’ ‘What?’ And they showed me this thing jumping up & down. ‘This is you.’ And I thought: ‘I used to play King Lear.’

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

I'm at the "I can tickle my nose in way to sneeze on command" stage of this cold.

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This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

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"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR"

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“You should have personal virtue and take self-responsibility for your life”, the constant refrain of conservatives for my entire life, is now the exclusive preserve of the political left

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

God I need cats. At least two cats so they can be friends. Need to get cats. Had an orange cat growing up and she and I were buddies. Life's goal is currently "get cats."

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On Feb. 14th I try always to give honor to one of the greatest contributors to American democracy in our nation’s history, Frederick Douglass. Born into slavery, Douglass never knew his actual birthdate, and adopted Feb. 14th as the day. His penetrating insights about our country inspire me daily.

submitted 7 days ago • 402 comments

“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.” - Antonio Gramsci

submitted 9 days ago • 20 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

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idk what made me gay but it was prob either josh hartnett or dixie kong’s ponytail helicopter move

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

A Midwestern icon and treasure is being destroyed before our very eyes. A beloved institution has fallen. We can Kum & Go no more. There should be riots.

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Watching Rise of Skywalker for only the second time since theaters and it has such weird problems. I swear Rey gets a new Force power upgrade every scene. She has to be the most powerful entity in the entire universe? At the rate she goes she could think Palpatine out of existence by the end.

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I get that a lot of people don’t like to read, which encourages reliance on ChatGPT and TikTok - but “aversion to reading” has been an issue for basically forever, and I believe that instead of just giving up, we should still be strongly encouraging people to read, because it’s good for society

submitted 9 days ago • 38 comments

Gonna study Russia's victory over the U.S. in the 21st century so I can use them for my own nefarious purposes. I'm coming for you, GLADYS. Now where's my bot army.

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No I’m not spreading misinformation. I’m engaging in a noble lie. It’s different.

submitted 11 days ago • 15 comments

Lock Clicks Behind Marco Rubio During Tour Of Salvadoran Prison Cell

submitted 11 days ago • 144 comments

he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

submitted 12 days ago • 141 comments

Kendrick. And Kendrick in that outfit. And Kendrick smiling at the camera in that outfit 🥵

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Blowout (Taylor's Version).

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While many of you are likely yelling "GO CHIEFS" or "GO EAGLES!" I'm yelling "GO TAYLOR SWIFT and the eras tour!"

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

when follower-only replies are implemented it will be d-day for a certain kind of user on this site

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

Summer Girls by LFO.

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Except Trump is chaos. It's kinda his whole thing. We have at least four years, ~3 weeks evidence of this and counting.

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I just got a travel rewards card. Le sigh... gets scissors

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I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier

submitted 17 days ago • 40 comments

There will be some clickbait article I always fall for about how Nintendo Switch Online has a new classic game and I go “plz be Wind Waker plz be Wind Waker plz be Wind Waker” and then the subheading is like “It’s Ridge Racer 64!”

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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

submitted 17 days ago • 67 comments

wow just logged off and there are problems there too

submitted 18 days ago • 60 comments