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giaccattack.bsky.social
I read stuff, I watch sport, and I use the Oxford comma as God intended.
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Great knock Konstas. What a debut. Even happier that he didn't review that because it was absolutely stone dead lol #AusvInd

Incredible morning of test cricket. Incredible commentary from Alyssa Healey. Hopefully she makes a permanent move into commentary post-career #AusvInd

Wogboy does Christmas breakfast YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Me when I need to pee soon

Bumrah dismisses Captain Cummins - and the send off? Bumrah looking adorable. #AUSvIND 🏏 #AltText

Feel like I'm gonna throw up I saw some people who had sleep token as their wrapped top artist 🤮

URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT God some of you have absolutely dogshit music taste, unlike me

Gonna be honest here if you've been overseas recently I cannot stress enough how much I don't give a fuck about your itinerary. Just tell me you went to *country*, I'll ask you if you had fun, you say 'yes', and then we can move on. I've not been anywhere further than fuckin Melbourne, bro. Idgaf

@bronniedee.bsky.social on the topic of plumbing after some drainpipe maintenance: It's like Lego but it smells bad

Now that I have read Infinite Jest I have the following excellent handle options: Donny Come Gately Incandenza? I just met her! However, I shan't be changing my existing Every Time I Die referencing one so

Might start cross posting my reading stuff over here I guess. Book #25 of 2024 Sometimes I write reviews, but reviewing IJ feels redundant ❤️📚

One must imagine DFW envisaged the AFR discovering the true entertainment as analagous to an impressionable teen discovering jarsquatter; rapturous, blissful.

Anyway I just finished reading Infinite Jest and I'm about to make it everyone's fuckin problem

Know whose turkey is always moist? Your mom. Know who enjoys a good stuffing? Your mom. Know who loves my gravy? I think you can guess this one.

Imagine if Honore De Balzac was around today they'd never have made it out of high school with that name

me after realising that my monitor wasn't working because I hadn't signed into the desk: I fixed. It wasn't a skill issue. Please don't tell everyone in the office it was a skill issue

Can't help it. If you unironically call it X instead of Twitter I'm gonna think you're a massive suckhole

Posting about your niche interests on a relatively new platform is great because your posts will be some of the only visible with those keywords and that will encourage other people to post about the same thing which is in turn great because then you can tell them their opinions are WRONG

Pulling the whole 'heh looks just like mine' when you're cooking sausages is extra funny when they're chipolatas. Trust

A lot of discourse around AI here atm and my unsolicited opinion is: Butlerian Jihad NOW

I love when people live blog their lives via instagram story, especially if they're a little bit (a lot) unhinged, but like I can't do that

whenever i have sex with your dad i like to close my eyes and imagine myself having sex with someone else’s dad

That's an absolute towelling. India lose 3-0 to NZ at home, are missing 2-3 huge names and then do that to a side that has been pretty consistently good, albeit with a few questions to answer re: batting. Crazy #AusvInd

Huh! Bsky supports punctuation and accents in hashtags. #Fish'n'Chips #Fish&Chips #Ŕöméø&Jülíèt #e=mc^2 The team here are giving it #110%

I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.

Hey, just FYI, AI art sucks, and generating it to demonstrate how bad it sucks also sucks. Just don’t use it. It is an unconscionable polluter and is costing people their livelihoods. Don’t normalize it

Is Fox cricket on here so that I can bully them for their broken graphic for the second time in two games for the WBBL. Sort ya shit, wouldn't get the men's cricket having a broken scoreboard overlay for several overs, would you? #wbbl

I don't blame either team, I wouldn't want to hang around Perth for longer than two and a half days either #AUSvIND

People who don't want to switch to blue sky because they put so much work into building a following on twitter should interrogate their definition of the word work

OK but this is literally my life with @bronniedee.bsky.social

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.