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Ain’t nothin better than gettin paid to take a massive shit

C-PAC is a cult gathering, not a convention! This “Third Term Project” poster at CPAC is straight out of the authoritarian playbook. The same people who were screaming about “the deep state” are now openly fantasizing about a dictator-for-life.

vaccines are miracles and the scientists and doctors who work for years to develop them are amazing

The police misconduct database has been eliminated by the Department of Justice on Trump‘s order. America just became a much more dangerous place, particularly for people of color. As we know that they are disproportionately affected by police brutality. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

The amount of secondhand embarrassment I have even just watching this is through the roof.

I wish all that money and energy around corporate DEI had been funneled into labor organizing, strike funds, and worker education instead; that’s how you actually change a workplace

my ear itching bc i have new healing piercings battling me putting new fucking piercings in it

Doge is auditing NASA today. This is absurd. The owner of Space X should not be auditing NASA. It’s a massive conflict of interest.

when i rented my first apartment in new york the landlord wanted like 60 times rent or something crazy so I photoshopped a photo of a bank account that said I had like 500k (I had 5k) and he rented us the spot no problem. landlords aren't the government its fine to lie to them, defraud them, etc

It's hard to get excited about things like this when all these democrats are doing is going through existing legal channels to tell people repeatedly breaking the law politely to stop. This won't stop until someone starts playing by a new rulebook.

just you watch he's gonna rename the whole country X

i was on such a vibe and the inauguration killed it if i'm bein honest

Feels like we’re just feeding planes to Trump at this point

i've been on t for like 10 years now but I feel like I've probably lost like 3 whole years in there with how bad I am about keeping up on my shots

I could probably write a decent zine on “things that make me swipe left on tinder”

Tinder profile photos with the face tattoo snap filter are a red flag I will not elaborate further

Everyone deserves at least one good poop a week

listen, we gotta live. we have to outlast them. we have to turn their graves into trans inclusive toilets.

nutritional yeast >>>>>>

The good news is that nothing will be wrong after my 45 minute therapy appointment

It might look like Congress is doing nothing but tweeting objections to Trump's Orders and power grabs but, my sweet summer child, they are drafting CUTTING emails to send to you in a year and a half asking for $25.

it's gonna take the next like 3 years to get typing t [enter] to go to twitter out of my muscle memory like that's baked in there

The nosferatu movie was so much hornier than I expected

If u know me irl no u don’t

The problem is I don’t want too many irl people to follow me on here I want to be unhinged

i'ma start using this more it's time to nuke all my other social media

Actually losing my mind at how overstimulating having nails is

Here are some nice mushrooms

it's honestly kind of transphobic that pronouns are just silly little words but proverbs get to be whole ass sentences

homoerotic feelings at the gas pump

all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art

like half the contestants in squid game season 2 have facial piercings and like i get it's a show but that honestly broke the illusion a bit

scheduled my next 2 piercings lets fucking go

i'd probably recover from lung crap like 10x faster if i would just stop smoking weed for like 3 days but here we are

Bsky would be perfect if I could text my posts like twitter 2014

Sure it seems all hope is lost but look on the bright side: that means you can take up smoking again

4x10 work schedule is superior in every possible way except that when my shift is over i'm fucking starving

people should be more egocentric cause it kinda rocks

This year I’m gonna be sluttier

got described as a 'dance machine' by a friend of someone i'm seeing that's also a new thing to come out of 2024 i suppose

i doubled (or more!) my tattoo and piercing count in 2024 lets do it again in 2025.

truly 2024 was the year of the neti pot for me

Gave myself an asthma attack at the club from dancing so hard 💀

something like a third of the homeless are young adults who aged out of the foster care system, so the answer to this ghoul’s question “where is your support system” is “nonexistent”