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Driving down the interstate on empty because I gotta participate in the economic blackout

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THEM: you look tired ME: I am tired THEM: oh right because of the… ME: the horrors yeah THEM: right right, that’s right

submitted 20 hours ago • 17 comments

I know the red hair was her thing but this is stunning #RHOBH

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

"Agree to disagree" tired, boring. "You must be co tent to live in a world in which you're wrong" devastating

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Do we all just have hundreds of used batteries in our houses because we don't know how to throw them away?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Don't forget Americans saying "bloody." Like okay Harry Potter sit down

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm ready for another Knives Out movie

submitted 4 days ago • 66 comments

DOGE. Like the meme from 12 years ago

submitted 3 days ago • 244 comments

If there's one thing I love it's BEING A HATER! it's time we stopped doing this woke take the high road shit. Like when you go low I dig a hole to the center of the earth and throw you in

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The #AuDHD experience of having vast, detailed knowledge of a topic that interests you (autism)… until it quickly leaves your head because you just forget things all the time (ADHD)

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

It has come to my attention that in order to make new friends you have to talk to people you don’t already know so like THAT’S a big ole bucket of no thank you and

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

When they make a movie about these times I hope they call it Unprecedented

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I love my housewives being delulu

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

wednesday....

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Sutton staying at Dorit’s house despite announcing to everyone who walks through the door that she’s leaving: #RHOBH

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

Frozen waterfall vs human

submitted 10 days ago • 134 comments

If your argument is "sure, a terrible modern event has a parallel in the 1920s and 30s but don't worry we turned out just fine", might I suggest reading about the 1940s.

submitted 15 days ago • 393 comments

Garcelle looks stunning! #RHOBH

submitted 15 days ago • 9 comments

The woman who told Kathy Hilton she was part Chinese 3000 BC #RHOBH

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

How I’m feeling tonight

submitted 20 days ago • 18 comments

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

submitted 20 days ago • 256 comments

I'm not going to read beyond the headline. I want it to be a surprise

submitted 18 days ago • 66 comments

Asking people if they wanna see a cool rock you found is so important, because that’s the best way to know if you should invite them into your blanket fort to look at the Guinness book of world records

submitted 18 days ago • 141 comments

This is the ideal cat body. You may not like it, but this is what peak chonk looks like

submitted 21 days ago • 98 comments

OMG CHOLESTEROL!

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

I like the new #rhony

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

You know it's unprecedented times when Millennials are voluntarily making phone calls.

submitted 23 days ago • 16 comments

Sai to Brynn - “You weaponized your experience for the downfall of a friend” This might just be the BEST way to describe why what Brynn did to Ubah was so disgusting #RHONY

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

They’re all disassociating during the Sc*entology segment. #RHONY

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

This is a great idea. Do you know anyone in Congress you can talk to?

submitted 24 days ago • 2648 comments

My mood…

submitted 26 days ago • 468 comments

Actually we ARE to blame because over half the country wanted this to happen

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

a fun thing about bipolar disorder is always coming with a disclaimer that all my big great ideas are actually a false flag operation and if no one holds me accountable there is a 0% chance any of it will get done

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Hey guys, I've been gone for a week on vacation. Did I miss anything?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Me: “I’m on my way!” Also me:

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

submitted 27 days ago • 98 comments

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

submitted 28 days ago • 264 comments

I'm so sorry but Wicked does not deserve the oscars :/

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

All the people who were firefighting experts last week are now NTSB Air Disaster Investigators.

submitted 28 days ago • 245 comments

Lord take all Eddie Munson death and kill Billy Hargrove twice #strangerthings

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

He's not blaming DEI, he's blaming women and non white people.

submitted 29 days ago • 2850 comments

Every time I see the word “balaclava,” I think it’s “baklava” and then all I want is pastry with honey syrup and walnuts.

submitted 30 days ago • 106 comments

The only alignment chart where I score Chaotic Evil. I am just not good at sitting like a normal human adult.

submitted 30 days ago • 37 comments

I can't keep waking up if *this* is going to be the result

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

tom from myspace never would’ve participated in an oligarchy

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments