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Jay Wright always looks like a guy who will end up being poisoned or killed in some scheme by cooked up by the Joker

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me as a child: gosh calvinball sounds fun I should find friends to play it with me as an adult: ok but not as a system of government, what the fuck

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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

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Customs agent: Do you have anything to declare Southern belle: takes deep breath

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Me: is this a party? is this a disco? David Byrne: extremely deep inhale

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me: (pointing to a jack) hey man can you reach that jack jack reacher: you are not going to believe this

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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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You really have no idea where this corporate press release will end up, I encourage you to read the whole thing www.prnewswire.com/news-release...

submitted 29 days ago • 356 comments

Finding a magic lamp and using one of my wishes for the volume on my TV to remain consistent as I go from streaming service app to streaming service app.

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sickoscommittee.org

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

He died doing what he loved: toggling between the same 3 apps on his phone while ignoring a plot heavy hour long tv show he just started

submitted 36 days ago • 38 comments

“The ashtray says you’ve been up all night” is such a brilliant piece of writing. A whole story in a line.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 36 days ago • 460 comments

Dawg this is a CRAZY dunk

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@oso-fabuloso.bsky.social

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@oso-fabuloso.bsky.social

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Here’s our version of the Super Bowl LIX logo! This year, we built a whole visual system around the logo, you can read the how and why at the link, or just peep this short thread. #superbowl #superbowllix #football #nfl #graphicdesign #logodesign #sportsdesign #cheifskingdom #flyeaglesfly

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59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

submitted 44 days ago • 42 comments

You know when you walk by a Golden Retriever and it looks at you with an expression that's like "hell yeah man we're on the sidewalk, how sick is that." I feel like that is broadly Pete Alonso's approach to being a Met, and that is the biggest part of why I'm glad he's back with the team.

submitted 48 days ago • 24 comments

Gotham City gotta be nuts because why were 80% of the villains created by LOOSE ACID? You don’t need Batman, YOU NEED OSHA.

submitted 49 days ago • 133 comments

Look, I’m a man of CULTURE. I own the COMPLETE Calvin and Hobbes. I enjoy ferrero rochets on the REGULAR. I’ve seen EVERY episode of Murder She Wrote. So yes OF COURSE I want the tableside guacamole, what kind of question is that?

submitted 51 days ago • 105 comments

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

submitted 52 days ago • 81 comments

Its wild to me that Trey Young is still on the Hawks and Luka is gone from the Mavs. If you asked me at any point between their draft night and last night I would have bet a million bucks on the opposite.

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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

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nothing but respect for this person who got the “historic motor vehicle” plates for a Saturn

submitted 52 days ago • 21 comments

Sunny came home- “Nice!” - with a vengeance “Oh no!”

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My stars, my stars... 😍😍😍😍

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omg i just googled james cook and saw his middle name is dalvin and was like pls tell me dalvin's middle name is james AND GUESS WHAT

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These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business. Costco Meijer Kroger Giant Grocery Ben & Jerry’s Ulta, Macy’s Old Navy Nordstrom’s TJ Maxx GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…) Dollar Tree Walgreens Wegmans

submitted 59 days ago • 381 comments

If a child lives with acceptance, they learn to love. If a child lives with honesty, they learn truthfulness. If a child lives with praise, they learn to appreciate. If a child lives with Hakeem Olajuwon, they learn to facilitate in the deep post.

submitted 60 days ago • 6 comments

@oso-fabuloso.bsky.social

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apparently in the offseason leading up to 1988 the ncaa came within one vote of instituting a kickoff to open all four quarters. only beginning to imagine how badly this would fuck up the game of football

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@nobigwhoop.bsky.social

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@nobigwhoop.bsky.social This made me think of you

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A farce in three acts.

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(ad for a tech company worth 4 trillion dollars) Got a question? Just ask your personal AI assistant, Nelli! Just say “hey Nelli!” Hey Nelli, when’s the big game? Nelli: the game is at 7 p.m. (The guy who invented AskJeeves, alone in darkness, surrounded by jars of pee) they called me a madman…

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@davescotttt.bsky.social FYI

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

i am once again begging the Food Network to develop a TV universe around Flavortown the way NBC has with Chicago Flavortown Med, Flavortown Fire, Flavortown PD, etc Guy Fieri shows up in each once a season as the mayor i will write all of them if it will help

Jay Wright always looks like a guy who will end up being poisoned or killed in some scheme by cooked up by the Joker

me as a child: gosh calvinball sounds fun I should find friends to play it with me as an adult: ok but not as a system of government, what the fuck

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

Customs agent: Do you have anything to declare Southern belle: takes deep breath

Me: is this a party? is this a disco? David Byrne: extremely deep inhale

me: (pointing to a jack) hey man can you reach that jack jack reacher: you are not going to believe this

You really have no idea where this corporate press release will end up, I encourage you to read the whole thing www.prnewswire.com/news-release...

Finding a magic lamp and using one of my wishes for the volume on my TV to remain consistent as I go from streaming service app to streaming service app.

sickoscommittee.org

He died doing what he loved: toggling between the same 3 apps on his phone while ignoring a plot heavy hour long tv show he just started

“The ashtray says you’ve been up all night” is such a brilliant piece of writing. A whole story in a line.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Dawg this is a CRAZY dunk

@oso-fabuloso.bsky.social

@oso-fabuloso.bsky.social

Here’s our version of the Super Bowl LIX logo! This year, we built a whole visual system around the logo, you can read the how and why at the link, or just peep this short thread. #superbowl #superbowllix #football #nfl #graphicdesign #logodesign #sportsdesign #cheifskingdom #flyeaglesfly

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

You know when you walk by a Golden Retriever and it looks at you with an expression that's like "hell yeah man we're on the sidewalk, how sick is that." I feel like that is broadly Pete Alonso's approach to being a Met, and that is the biggest part of why I'm glad he's back with the team.

Gotham City gotta be nuts because why were 80% of the villains created by LOOSE ACID? You don’t need Batman, YOU NEED OSHA.

Look, I’m a man of CULTURE. I own the COMPLETE Calvin and Hobbes. I enjoy ferrero rochets on the REGULAR. I’ve seen EVERY episode of Murder She Wrote. So yes OF COURSE I want the tableside guacamole, what kind of question is that?

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

Its wild to me that Trey Young is still on the Hawks and Luka is gone from the Mavs. If you asked me at any point between their draft night and last night I would have bet a million bucks on the opposite.

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

nothing but respect for this person who got the “historic motor vehicle” plates for a Saturn

Sunny came home- “Nice!” - with a vengeance “Oh no!”

My stars, my stars... 😍😍😍😍

omg i just googled james cook and saw his middle name is dalvin and was like pls tell me dalvin's middle name is james AND GUESS WHAT

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business. Costco Meijer Kroger Giant Grocery Ben & Jerry’s Ulta, Macy’s Old Navy Nordstrom’s TJ Maxx GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…) Dollar Tree Walgreens Wegmans

If a child lives with acceptance, they learn to love. If a child lives with honesty, they learn truthfulness. If a child lives with praise, they learn to appreciate. If a child lives with Hakeem Olajuwon, they learn to facilitate in the deep post.

@oso-fabuloso.bsky.social

apparently in the offseason leading up to 1988 the ncaa came within one vote of instituting a kickoff to open all four quarters. only beginning to imagine how badly this would fuck up the game of football

@nobigwhoop.bsky.social

@nobigwhoop.bsky.social This made me think of you

A farce in three acts.

@davescotttt.bsky.social FYI

i am once again begging the Food Network to develop a TV universe around Flavortown the way NBC has with Chicago Flavortown Med, Flavortown Fire, Flavortown PD, etc Guy Fieri shows up in each once a season as the mayor i will write all of them if it will help

you can’t take it💃🏻

I just flew in from Chernobyl and boy are my arms legs