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Sitting on the couch watching TV all day is not fundamentally different from bed-rotting, just like bikinis are not fundamentally different from bras. The former are just more socially acceptable.

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A problem with praising RFK Jr "for being right" is that he's a eugenicist out to murder disabled Americans to purify the gene pool as a result, any marginally not-awful statement he makes will not just be walked back, but will be torpedo'd inside of 3 business days. meanwhile, you've praised him

submitted 22 hours ago • 8 comments

Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?

submitted 2 days ago • 1652 comments

And not only badger, but also, mushroom! And get this: snake!!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

submitted 10 days ago • 276 comments

Thank you for speaking up @booker.senate.gov - 24.5 hours is incredible! Keep it up tomorrow and the next day!

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

New Jersey Sen. Cory Booker is meeting this perilous moment in American history — taking an exceptional stand for ALL of us. The United States is a nation in crisis, and Sen. Booker is standing and speaking out in fierce opposition to an onslaught of evils being perpetrated by the…

submitted 12 days ago • 411 comments

I just can't work out the solution to this word problem 🤔

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

In desperate need of a Bluesky filter to blur FOTUS in all pictures. Elmo and the rest of the regime too, please. It's indecent!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I wish people hated fascism half as much as they hate feminism

submitted 17 days ago • 259 comments

This is the energy we need from every single Congressperson.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

New phone, Houthis

submitted 20 days ago • 99 comments

"chat are we cooked" - literally Pete Hegseth

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Five public health facts RFK Jr doesn't want you to know: 1. Vaccines work and are safe. 2. Solid fats aren't health foods. 3. Random dead animals you find lying around are not safe to touch (or eat). 4. Methylene blue is a dye, not a miracle cure. 5. Measles is bad for you.

submitted 20 days ago • 247 comments

I have many flaws, but at least I’m not a ketamine addict with a botched penis surgery.

submitted 22 days ago • 1351 comments

Day 243 of waiting for my partner to realize Leon Skum is a garbage idiot loser without a wHiff of principle.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments