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Not so boozy, still very whiny. Holder of MPH and some strong opinions.
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me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service

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How is it BOTH of my boomer parents have non-working cell phones they refuse to replace

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Did anyone rehearse

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pedophile has problem with anti-pedophile song

submitted 38 days ago • 109 comments

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

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Always worth another look.. Marianne Faithful,Alain Delon & some bloke.. #RIPMarianneFaithful

submitted 49 days ago • 4 comments

NEW: My staff has confirmed reports that Medicaid portals are down in all 50 states following last night's federal funding freeze. This is a blatant attempt to rip away health care from millions of Americans overnight and will get people killed.

submitted 51 days ago • 2059 comments

good lord 😳

submitted 53 days ago • 33 comments

SWEET BB CINNAMON ROLL LIN

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Dude this is so fucking bleak; I know I’m naive but I still genuinely cannot believe we have people in the humanities normalizing this stuff

submitted 57 days ago • 27 comments

With literally minutes left in his presidency, Joe Biden has granted clemency to Leonard Peltier

submitted 59 days ago • 382 comments

I need to read more public health books, starting here.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Boston Rob will always be that girl

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JESUS CHRIST

submitted 73 days ago • 89 comments

Not the obituary I wanted to read today. people.com/jocelyn-wild...

submitted 78 days ago • 6 comments

there's the Sugar Bowl announcement www.ajc.com/news/crime/s...

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

The fear being he's clearly fertile but Ryan Fitzpatrick

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Finally watching Nobody Wants This and the Party Down reference in episode 3 👌

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Is there any better end to the work week than when the math IS mathing and the code is coding?

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Elon Musk: Doing to congress what he does to tesla drivers: trapping us inside and setting us on fire.

submitted 91 days ago • 193 comments

email: your order shipped! me: did it ship or did you just create the label email: me, slamming fists on table: DID IT SHIP OR DI

submitted 92 days ago • 8 comments

Whether it’s Eric Adams vowing to find the CEO shooter while criminally indicted himself or it’s Ronald McDonald actually finding the shooter in Altoona, clowns are having a real moment

submitted 100 days ago • 26 comments

'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet, noggy days.

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🙂

submitted 107 days ago • 93 comments

ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

submitted 119 days ago • 494 comments

Stolen from elsewhere.

submitted 119 days ago • 115 comments

Trump has loaded his cabinet with men credibly accused of sexual assault. So, naturally, the media, with MAGA’s guidance, is focused on… whether one trans woman should be allowed to use a bathroom. The American press never fails to fail covering this guy and his sexually deviant posse.

submitted 120 days ago • 56 comments

Three for three this week on having to school Eastern Time zone people that there are other time zones in the universe.

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🪖Women in the military will NOT be safe with Pete Hegseth as the Secretary of Defense🚩

submitted 120 days ago • 226 comments

2025 white house cabinet meeting

submitted 120 days ago • 560 comments

The passive aggressive "And what time zone is this?" email when you know damn well if they didn't specify it means Eastern

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

Naomi Beinart, 16: "We girls woke up to a country that would rather elect a man found liable for sexual abuse than a woman...Where the body I haven’t fully grown into may no longer be under my control. The boys, it seemed to me, just woke up on a Wednesday."

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excited for the “do your own research and decide” guys to do no research and then decide for everyone

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This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.

submitted 125 days ago • 277 comments