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Saw this on TikTok and it got a legitimate Laugh Out Loud from me.

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

submitted 18 days ago • 1105 comments

I needed to hear this today. music.youtube.com/watch?v=ERXg...

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Elected democrats may differ from their constituents in that they enjoy total financial security and are unaffected by the kind of precarity that most americans experience but there's one thing about them that is extremely relatable which is that they'd rather post than do their jobs

submitted 21 days ago • 18 comments

I keep looking at this picture and thinking about all the work Zuck is doing to rob native Hawaiians of their ancestral land in a part of the world where the sun hates his skin.

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submitted 31 days ago • 175 comments

This is perfect explanation

submitted 32 days ago • 1247 comments

my idols are dead and my enemies are in power

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic

submitted 38 days ago • 150 comments

was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch

submitted 38 days ago • 179 comments

On this day 12 years ago, @kcg.bsky.social posted the “This is Fine” comic.

submitted 45 days ago • 107 comments

No.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Google Maps review for a Michael's craft store here in Phoenix. Whoever this asshole is, he clearly has never worked a customer service job. This girl that who is the subject of his review is a goddamned hero.

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

I see Elon Musk is taking a break from wrecking our country to try to wreck other countries

submitted 51 days ago • 294 comments

I fill boxes.

submitted 55 days ago • 22 comments

Apparently some people think the prohibition on honey in kids under a year is bullshit because honey is "natural" and we've been consuming it for thousands of years. OK so is botulism. Like.

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I do believe the face-eating-leopards are about to dine on Mike Johnson.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I feel attacked.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I haven't been able to engage with any kind of news content since the election mainly because it's been EXACTLY as bad as I knew it was going to be. I mean, I should be surprised that the people they are populating this administration with want to ban THE POLIO VACCINE, but I'm not.

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk, billionaire owner of Tesla, once belonged to a group of businessmen who played ruthless capitalists. In the game, called "Monopoly," players aggressively pursue a plan of real estate domination, buying land and building homes and even hotels, while trying to avoid being sent to jail.

submitted 75 days ago • 108 comments

Post 4 characters that describe your personality.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I really don’t see how chasing the Duke boys for years qualifies this guy to run the IRS.

submitted 81 days ago • 98 comments

"I understand not all this interest." Conan rumbled, scrolling through the morning's news. "When I was a thief in Shadizar, whole handfuls of wealthy and misliked merchants were murdered nightly." He slipped his coffee. "Some by my own hand. The fear of death kept others from being too greedy."

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Well. It's Christmas now I guess.

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Oh just posting one of my favorite moments from King of the Hill.

submitted 87 days ago • 4 comments

thanks for nothing

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I'M ALIVE!!! Fuck you, Schrödinger!

submitted 95 days ago • 1027 comments

Navajo students on their quarterly wellness walk near Star School east of Flagstaff last week were unknowingly recorded by a woman who posted the video on TikTok and suggested that the Diné students had been "dropped off" in the desert, speaking a foreign language. www.azcentral.com/story/news/l...

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

My older brother just came over and he casually dropped this on me: if you lose something, the first place you go looking for it is where it should be. I’ve never been madder in my life.

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

Guys, has anyone posted the YES, MADAM (Corey Yuen, 1985) final fight scene on here yet? Extremely important for the website to run properly.

submitted 102 days ago • 79 comments

Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.

submitted 101 days ago • 804 comments

🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

submitted 110 days ago • 36 comments

No way, absolutely no fucking way, Hannibal Lector would vote for that gauche, tacky, uncouth, rude dipshit.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

#Halloween 🎃🐈‍⬛

submitted 115 days ago • 18 comments