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🐂 former mechanical bull operator 🎸 songwriter and side guy 🌀 gpd420.bandcamp.com
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bahahaha oh my fucking God

ay lmao

tour starts fridee!

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding

more of this please

i used to be funny online (when i was insane)

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

sitting in the grocery store parking lot tearing pieces off of a baguette while watching cringey jayden smith videos

Exclusive: Federal workers have filed an emergency motion requesting a restraining order to disconnect the DOGE server that's being used to conduct Trump's "deferred resignation program." The workers had previously accused DOGE of illegally bypassing a mandated privacy audit. By me at @wired.com:

Media : why were people cheering for Luigi People :

still suffering from mad pot smoker’s disease after all these years

@premiles

incredible things are happening on the federal employee subreddit

the kabong band and i are hittin the road with maddy kirgo for a cool lil weekend jaunt here in a few weeks! come thru 2.15 springfield mo, lindberg’s tavern 2.16 tulsa ok, mercury lounge

i think it’s really cool how they have removed the haters on this site. no more posers either. just ballers and pimps anymore. awesome.

monterey melt is back

funniest possible end game event has entered the field of play

the kabong band and i are hittin the road with maddy kirgo for a cool lil weekend jaunt here in a few weeks! come thru 2.15 springfield mo, lindberg’s tavern 2.16 tulsa ok, mercury lounge

i love going to therapy and becoming normal

i guess all that to say, i will no longer be posting things like “i love to cum” accompanied by a blurry picture of a boomer laying on a dirty garage floor looking exhausted. i apologize for this but it is for the best.

everyone on twitter looking at my old shitposting account between 2019 and 2023

i was very addicted to twitter for years because i played a character on my account. so for the el kabong fans, he will not be returning. he is bad for me and i would constantly post the dumbest thought ive ever had. i will probably still post dumb thoughts as me, but hopefully less than before.

nobody wants ai