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🐂 former mechanical bull operator 🎸 songwriter and side guy 🌀 gpd420.bandcamp.com
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rodney dangerfield freaking out on mushrooms: seriously guys if i'm chopped liver you have to tell me

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

bahahaha oh my fucking God

submitted 7 days ago • 54 comments

ay lmao

submitted 8 days ago • 66 comments

tour starts fridee!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

submitted 15 days ago • 121 comments

I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding

submitted 18 days ago • 94 comments

more of this please

submitted 27 days ago • 10 comments

i used to be funny online (when i was insane)

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 28 days ago • 393 comments

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

submitted 30 days ago • 143 comments

sitting in the grocery store parking lot tearing pieces off of a baguette while watching cringey jayden smith videos

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Exclusive: Federal workers have filed an emergency motion requesting a restraining order to disconnect the DOGE server that's being used to conduct Trump's "deferred resignation program." The workers had previously accused DOGE of illegally bypassing a mandated privacy audit. By me at @wired.com:

submitted 35 days ago • 218 comments

Media : why were people cheering for Luigi People :

submitted 40 days ago • 168 comments

still suffering from mad pot smoker’s disease after all these years

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

@premiles

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

incredible things are happening on the federal employee subreddit

submitted 41 days ago • 253 comments

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

the kabong band and i are hittin the road with maddy kirgo for a cool lil weekend jaunt here in a few weeks! come thru 2.15 springfield mo, lindberg’s tavern 2.16 tulsa ok, mercury lounge

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

i think it’s really cool how they have removed the haters on this site. no more posers either. just ballers and pimps anymore. awesome.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

monterey melt is back

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

funniest possible end game event has entered the field of play

submitted 42 days ago • 71 comments

the kabong band and i are hittin the road with maddy kirgo for a cool lil weekend jaunt here in a few weeks! come thru 2.15 springfield mo, lindberg’s tavern 2.16 tulsa ok, mercury lounge

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

i love going to therapy and becoming normal

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

i guess all that to say, i will no longer be posting things like “i love to cum” accompanied by a blurry picture of a boomer laying on a dirty garage floor looking exhausted. i apologize for this but it is for the best.

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

everyone on twitter looking at my old shitposting account between 2019 and 2023

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

i was very addicted to twitter for years because i played a character on my account. so for the el kabong fans, he will not be returning. he is bad for me and i would constantly post the dumbest thought ive ever had. i will probably still post dumb thoughts as me, but hopefully less than before.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

nobody wants ai

submitted 43 days ago • 11 comments