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You could lose a day on this page. theonion.com/opinion/poin...

submitted 6 hours ago • 15 comments

if you're looking for something funny to watch may i suggest every episode of Detroiters

submitted 6 hours ago • 24 comments

Absolutely weak.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

They’ll never overturn Roe, they’ll never ban IVF, they’ll never cut social security, they’ll never cut Medicare, they’ll never ban gay marriage, they’ll never make it illegal to be trans, they’ll never bring back Jim Crow, they’ll never take our right to vote, they’ll never, they’ll never, th…

submitted 11 hours ago • 18 comments

"you live in a bubble" oh sorry hadn't realized you were directly in touch with the universal like that. i've been practicing glimpsing it through the particular like a dumbass

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

this really is straight up nazi stuff

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

protesting a nazi rally by holding up an index card that says no thank you sir

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Oh you’re looking for the Democratic response? Donate now to hear the super secret strategy — first five minutes free but 1.99 every minute after

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

submitted 3 days ago • 59 comments

Trump now claiming Musk eliminated department of hook-handed stalkers to thunderously stupid applause

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The State of the Union starts in 30 minutes so let me fact-check in advance for you: Fact: He's lying Fact: He's lying Fact: Despite the claim that this will help people, it will not. Fact: That's not technically a lie but implying it's good is very much a lie. Fact: America does not own Taiwan.

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

RIP, George. I know this was a dvd extra, but it’s a fitting tribute. Head ‘em up! Move ‘em out! youtu.be/Q28MilXHPIQ?...

submitted 2 days ago • 67 comments

Quaaaaake

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i thought sean baker's speech was really inspiring

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

feels weird to be watching an Oscars where the host, the writers, maybe even everyone involved actually seem to love movies. and it's funny, they're not just taking tedious, mean-spirited potshots at movies for the entire runtime. pleasantly surprised by how much I'm enjoying this

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

(LateNight announcer voice) Conaaaaaan O’BRI-EN

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

People assume Andrew Cuomo is tough and A Fighter because he always looks angry and acts weird. Mistaking a total lack of emotional self-regulation and wild, self-destructive spite for Masculine Strength is one of the defining political errors to me. No one even tries to keep it together anymore.

submitted 4 days ago • 301 comments

We lived bitch

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

No chuckling, I'd ask him to flex his muscles

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re looking to distract yourself for a bit, I did a deep dive into the world of Mission: Impossible to get ready for M:I - The Final Reckoning. #FilmSky youtu.be/CZZskbCtRTU?...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

submitted 12 days ago • 929 comments

I thought the original luigi was hot too. That’s why I’m banned from gamestop.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

AI answers the question "is it possible to separate the ist from the artist?"

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Todays daily cartoon for @newyorker.com

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Mid-week check-in! Grab some cocoa with the Koco - how are you doing this week?

submitted 15 days ago • 113 comments

It's very important that you tell someone in your life that might not know how cool the B-52s were. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_E...

submitted 19 days ago • 32 comments

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I’m looking for a valentine,

submitted 20 days ago • 14 comments

This is what we mean when we say, "outpouring of love." Happy Valentine's Day!

submitted 20 days ago • 31 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 10 comments

Learning that RFK Jr's first act leading the Department of Health is pardoning the viruses from Dr. Mario, which legal scholars argue is not even part of the Department of Health's function and sets a dangerous precedent; for his part, Dr. Mario suggests pills, lots of pills.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

submitted 24 days ago • 158 comments

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

submitted 22 days ago • 905 comments

Trump is a clown. A figurehead puppet controlled by oligarchs as they attempt to seize power and finalize a new society in which they transcend liberal democracy and claim total control. It’s time we understood that reality and fought back accordingly. jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/the-mad-ki...

submitted 23 days ago • 18 comments

how is this not all over the news? how is fox not suing him for placing an ad that linked to a swastika shirt when that’s clearly not what he presented the ad as to them? i think everyone just ignored it and didn’t go to the site (fair, so did i)

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

“Here’s your reminder that even if you think you’re in a “good,” “safe,” “blue” state when it comes to book censorship, you aren’t.”

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

submitted 24 days ago • 722 comments

Huge year for body horror. The Substance, the influence that you are

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

“I did it 35 minutes ago”

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

How are there two flying facial hair commercials this year? Did chatgpt write these ads?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Tom Brady announces football games with the charisma of a groomsman.

submitted 25 days ago • 18 comments

the personal jesus commercial really doesn’t understand what that song is about

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I’m on your side, refs. Both of these teams are crooks

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Not saying the pregame show banter has been inane but so far Tom Brady’s best insight about preparing for Super Bowls was an anecdote about taking a nap

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to the top 5 ates in the world, save the d, checkm, pearly g, enlarged prost, and Prime Video's Clean Sl.

submitted 25 days ago • 26 comments

this guy being the shadow president and posting like this is proof that, just like the cold war, gamergate never truly ended

submitted 25 days ago • 105 comments