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being open minded is incredibly sexy, you should try it some time

submitted 56 minutes ago • 1 comment

I don’t think “scolding” is why the right keeps grabbing young men. It’s that from the top down, Dems exclusively boost milquetoast losers like Jeffries, while Reps platform podcasters who blow up cars with machine guns. Hasan, our hottest, most relatable voice was literally kicked out of the DNC.

submitted 38 minutes ago • 4 comments

Hey remember that time a bunch of losers got mad at a lady who made a video game about depression and it led to several thousand federal employees losing their jobs

submitted 5 hours ago • 45 comments

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

submitted 1 day ago • 42 comments

Still thinking about Newsom. For a Democratic leader to consent to a framework that portrays trans people as a group that is trying to take something away from other people is flatly unforgivable. It is what the right does. And a Democrat who will do it to one group will do it to any group.

submitted 20 hours ago • 99 comments

You could lose a day on this page. theonion.com/opinion/poin...

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

if you're looking for something funny to watch may i suggest every episode of Detroiters

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

Absolutely weak.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

They’ll never overturn Roe, they’ll never ban IVF, they’ll never cut social security, they’ll never cut Medicare, they’ll never ban gay marriage, they’ll never make it illegal to be trans, they’ll never bring back Jim Crow, they’ll never take our right to vote, they’ll never, they’ll never, th…

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

"you live in a bubble" oh sorry hadn't realized you were directly in touch with the universal like that. i've been practicing glimpsing it through the particular like a dumbass

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

this really is straight up nazi stuff

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

protesting a nazi rally by holding up an index card that says no thank you sir

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Oh you’re looking for the Democratic response? Donate now to hear the super secret strategy — first five minutes free but 1.99 every minute after

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

submitted 5 days ago • 59 comments

Trump now claiming Musk eliminated department of hook-handed stalkers to thunderously stupid applause

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The State of the Union starts in 30 minutes so let me fact-check in advance for you: Fact: He's lying Fact: He's lying Fact: Despite the claim that this will help people, it will not. Fact: That's not technically a lie but implying it's good is very much a lie. Fact: America does not own Taiwan.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

RIP, George. I know this was a dvd extra, but it’s a fitting tribute. Head ‘em up! Move ‘em out! youtu.be/Q28MilXHPIQ?...

submitted 4 days ago • 67 comments

Quaaaaake

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

i thought sean baker's speech was really inspiring

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

feels weird to be watching an Oscars where the host, the writers, maybe even everyone involved actually seem to love movies. and it's funny, they're not just taking tedious, mean-spirited potshots at movies for the entire runtime. pleasantly surprised by how much I'm enjoying this

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

(LateNight announcer voice) Conaaaaaan O’BRI-EN

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

People assume Andrew Cuomo is tough and A Fighter because he always looks angry and acts weird. Mistaking a total lack of emotional self-regulation and wild, self-destructive spite for Masculine Strength is one of the defining political errors to me. No one even tries to keep it together anymore.

submitted 6 days ago • 301 comments

We lived bitch

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

No chuckling, I'd ask him to flex his muscles

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re looking to distract yourself for a bit, I did a deep dive into the world of Mission: Impossible to get ready for M:I - The Final Reckoning. #FilmSky youtu.be/CZZskbCtRTU?...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

submitted 14 days ago • 928 comments

I thought the original luigi was hot too. That’s why I’m banned from gamestop.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

AI answers the question "is it possible to separate the ist from the artist?"

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Todays daily cartoon for @newyorker.com

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Mid-week check-in! Grab some cocoa with the Koco - how are you doing this week?

submitted 17 days ago • 113 comments

It's very important that you tell someone in your life that might not know how cool the B-52s were. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_E...

submitted 21 days ago • 32 comments

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I’m looking for a valentine,

submitted 22 days ago • 14 comments

This is what we mean when we say, "outpouring of love." Happy Valentine's Day!

submitted 22 days ago • 31 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 10 comments

Learning that RFK Jr's first act leading the Department of Health is pardoning the viruses from Dr. Mario, which legal scholars argue is not even part of the Department of Health's function and sets a dangerous precedent; for his part, Dr. Mario suggests pills, lots of pills.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

submitted 26 days ago • 158 comments

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

submitted 24 days ago • 905 comments

Trump is a clown. A figurehead puppet controlled by oligarchs as they attempt to seize power and finalize a new society in which they transcend liberal democracy and claim total control. It’s time we understood that reality and fought back accordingly. jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/the-mad-ki...

submitted 25 days ago • 18 comments

how is this not all over the news? how is fox not suing him for placing an ad that linked to a swastika shirt when that’s clearly not what he presented the ad as to them? i think everyone just ignored it and didn’t go to the site (fair, so did i)

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

“Here’s your reminder that even if you think you’re in a “good,” “safe,” “blue” state when it comes to book censorship, you aren’t.”

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

submitted 26 days ago • 721 comments

Huge year for body horror. The Substance, the influence that you are

submitted 26 days ago • 6 comments

“I did it 35 minutes ago”

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

How are there two flying facial hair commercials this year? Did chatgpt write these ads?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Tom Brady announces football games with the charisma of a groomsman.

submitted 26 days ago • 18 comments

the personal jesus commercial really doesn’t understand what that song is about

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

I’m on your side, refs. Both of these teams are crooks

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments