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All things Cal. 98 Yards with My Boys! Zag BB, Water Polo, yada yada
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He’s such a go getter? You mean blow getter.
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That dog is calling me out for my TPS reports
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Point of parliamentary procedure, you can in fact triple stamp a double stamp!
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They gave the Golden Globes gig to Nicky Glaser. Whitney’s gotta attempt to stay relevant somehow.
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Damn it. I wanted to meme this first.
WANTED: Cousin Eddie for pumpin flammables into them sewers.
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As long as you’ve got Cal ahead of the Edmonton Elkskimos then we’re good
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17 minutes in real time and the Vikings look cooked. Lions took the one seed and the Vikes will to fight
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RUN!!!
To you fridge for a turkey sando. That mayo ain’t gonna just eat itself….or will it???
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Hoody about to hit the transfer portal?
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Reporter was disappointed that he hadn’t stumbled on Harvey Levin from TMZ.
Captain Mauser from the CHP says leave your keys in the car so Tackleberry can relo your whip for the fire trucks
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Doesn’t the Duquesne FB “Stadium” seat about 174 people?
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This is Leigh HS in San Jose, Ca. Because of all those Longhorn cattle we have in Silicon Valley, of course.
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Oh you crashed a little party down in Newport?
PS: so great to meet you & hubby @ the LA Bowl
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After the Stagg Bowl is he going to partner up with Jelly Roll & release a country duet? OR will he partner with Jason Statham to destroy a sleeper cell trying to detonate a dirty bomb??
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Since the Houston franchise didn’t want it, I say Frack yes! Tennessee Oilers, Luv Ya Blue!!
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I’d be dead but laughing my @$$ off the entire time. Kidnapped? Fee what??
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On his Inauguration Day, the American flag should be flown upside down. Look it up.
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No wonder TSU ain’t covering. Bakula, Sinbad & Kathy Ireland all hit the GD portal.
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Amazing!!
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Spoiler alert… the times they aren’t a-changin’
I never got into Dylan either. Also wasn’t a Timmy Chalamet guy up until he was the 2nd best thing this season on ESPN Gameday (after all things Cal, of course)
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Yeah but prom was awkward
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Well since Boulder lets you major in “TikTok Studies”, it’s soooo impressive
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Lawrence I get it but you’re gonna have to call me “Whodini” because I’m a ho, you know I’m a ho….if we can get in the playoff, I’d probably storm the damn Capitol.
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Mine is with chicken fried steak. There’s a gravy joke in there somewhere but I think I left it over on Twitter.
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And “The Colonel” speaks exactly like Foghorn Leghorn. “I say, I say, run the wishbone offense!”
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Tower this is Mortadella, requesting flyby
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Negative Leftover, the pattern is full.
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Chili con carne
HIGHWAY TO THE TOILET BOWL!!
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Head Ball Coach Tony Chachere would like a word
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Buckeye fans throwing baggies of urine at their own coach…but the baggies freezing in the Columbus cold and causing Ryan day a concussion on impact = truly crazy
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Chicken special? Inquiring minds want to know what The Mayor’s go to Zachary’s deep dish is??
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Fastpass 4 Life!!
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If y’all need a “get back” coach or a “minister of timeouts”, I’m your Huckleberry
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So Lagway, you unabashed Homer?
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Well on the bright side, the Bills will all have high schools named after them
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Everything he touches goes broke. What else is new.
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SEC 2024 = Pac-12’s in 2010’s
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Short little circle of suck
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My holiday fave is chasing the wife with the giblet bag channeling Snoop:
Rollin’ down the street eatin Turkey,
Sippin on giblet juice
With my mind on some turkey
And some turkey on my mind
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Due to the weather or that awful salad?
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F Mack Brown to hell for stealing our RB! Whiny turd got his brother with a vote & the entire Big 12 to submarine Cal & slide into the top 4. Shady enough that the AP said stop associating our poll with this BS. Straight to hell with that douche
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Dammit! 2025 schedule has the Tar Heels in Berkeley and by golly every Cal fan has 20 years of vitriol stored up ready to unleash on that old coot that stole our very deserving Rose Bowl bid after the 2004 season. I think Aaron Rodgers still might go Woody Hayes on him if he got the chance
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Stangs being fat & happy would not be shocking. But we’re coming off the hangover of the Big Game win (finally snatched a victory from the jaws of defeat instead of vice versa). I don’t think SMU wants to get a 2nd loss and risk their spot in the Big 10-SEC Invitational
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Made even more sense back when the NFC East also included the Arizona Cardinals. My college’s stadium has a damn fine view of the Pacific Ocean from its top row. This is the All Coasts Conference!
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Yes. But thankfully no one cared at that point. But Nando in his postgame interview (98 with my boys!) said we got to 6-6. Tells you everything you need to know about Saturday at SMU
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Just dragging down the league and its national rep. If @theacc isn’t a 3-bid league, we’ll know who to blame. If not for my Bears and their penchant for blowing games, the Criminoles would have pulled off the perfect 0-8
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UGA standards but a UCF budget
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Good Lord, Thurston! What an absolute dystopian hellscape!
Just kidding, of course. But, yes, the planning sounds inadequate
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Yes but SMU’s gonna lose this week
The meme battle. Not the game. Oh Lordy no