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greazywil.bsky.social
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I’m so grateful for weed erasing my memory. You know how many movies I get to watch again for the first time?

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

One of my favorite games to play in LA is “Bluetooth or Crazy” where I try to guess whether this person is on the phone with someone they don’t like or if they’re about to stab me.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Look I’m not saying to do it every day, but sometimes you gotta just buy the 30 pack of chocolate puddings and eat all 30 of those bitches in one sitting

submitted 25 days ago • 6 comments

And so I begin my 4 year attempt to not get drawn into the 24 hour news cycle of whatever horrible thing Trump and or one of his cohorts has done. I won’t win anything at the end but I’ll probably feel a little better.

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

Getting mad and commenting how stupid something is only brings that thing into your algorithm more. Do people not understand that?

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

Easiest way to find a needle in a hay stack is to stab yourself with it

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

If you are in your late 30’s and you are feeling shitty, get into a hobby that you’ve always wanted to try. I swear, our parents were fucking stupid but they nailed it with the mid life rc helicopter/train/sourdough obesssion.

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

I named my son Wes because it was the only name my gf and I could agree on after she proposed a bunch of Tragedeigh type shit but I’m gonna a retcon it to be that I named him after Wes Borland. Next son will be Fred

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

Wrote this song today about the LA Fires. It was not inspired by any other song I swear

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I know this is damn near impossible to do but I’m just not gonna click on anything Trump related anymore. His form of fascism relies on the press and the press relies on him for the clicks and it’s a shitty symbioses and I’m just not taking part of it anymore. I don’t care what he’s doing anymore.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

I’m not calling for violence, I’m just wondering what Elon’s will looks like.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

He claims his dick is 13.5 inches long but he lives with his mom. It doesn’t add up if you ask me

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

This feels like a metaphor

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

Watching MAGA and Elon Musk go at each is the Christmas gift I didn’t expect but love the most

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

I read the comments on my videos all the time. People say you shouldn’t do it but I actually enjoy looking at people correcting me or just hating for no reason. It really keeps things in perspective.

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

I swear to god there’s nothing more sad than a broken bong.

submitted 66 days ago • 9 comments

People say “eat the rich” because they can’t say “torture every single one of those pieces of shit to death in the worst way possible until it is terrifying for people to accumulate ridiculous wealth from the exploitation of others.”

submitted 68 days ago • 6 comments

Who’s on your Mt Rushmore of shitty people in the music industry? I’d def put Diddy up there. Phil Spector would be there. R Kelly has been proposed but I don’t think he makes the cut.

submitted 69 days ago • 5 comments

Saw this today while driving to my studio. Need to know where I can get one

submitted 70 days ago • 5 comments

I remember being told when leaving the Marines that I should be proud of what I did and that being a Marine would be the most important thing I did in my life and I blurted out “oh god I hope not!”

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

I once pulled a man’s rotting tooth out of his face with a pair of dirty pliers because he couldn’t sleep from the pain he was in and he was willing to sit thru me pulling it out with only Jack Daniels to numb it because he didn’t have medical coverage and was at his wits end. God bless the USA

submitted 71 days ago • 3 comments

If you just got done listening to me drunkenly ramble about Diddy for 3 hours and for whatever reason thought “I could listen to this guy ramble for longer” I also have a podcast. It’s kind of about music. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

submitted 71 days ago • 8 comments