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Hi, I’m Clark Griswold, but you can just call me Clark. I'm a husband, a father, and, let’s be honest, an all-around good guy—Oh, and if you ever need help putting up Christmas lights or fixing your car... I'm your go-to guy!
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There once was a man named Donald, Whose dreams were both bold and unbridled. Canada and Greenland he sought, The Canal and Gaza he fought, In his quest, the world was quite startled. #51stState #Greenland #panamacanal #theGazaStrip

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In circles where DEI is the tale, MAGA murmurs start to prevail. They insist it's a guise, To prioritize, Anyone not a straight white male.

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In a house filled with lights all aglow, I wish you a Christmas to grow! With laughter and cheer, Family draws near, May joy be the gift that you sow!

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In a world where roles were playfully spun, Elon's ventures were second to none. And by his side, with flair and sway, Was Donald, the First Lady, leading the way? www.huffpost.com/entry/jimmy-...

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For Onion merch made with love and spite, Order soon to make your season bright. By Wednesday, don't delay, For holiday display, Priority shipping will bring delight!

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In a school where young voices once played, A shadow of sadness is laid. For those little ones, so bright, Gone from our sight, Their Christmas dreams quietly fade.

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In Madison's halls, terror took flight, While leaders offered prayers, not the fight. With each tragic tear, They whisper, "We're here," Yet action remains out of sight.

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In Madison's halls, terror took flight, While leaders offered prayers, not the fight. With each tragic tear, They whisper, "We're here," Yet action remains out of sight.

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Larry Hogan gazed up with a groan, Saw Orion and thought they were drones. "Invasion!" he cried, As the stars merely sighed, For their twinkle was all they had shown!

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If Trump keeps controls tight on chips, America's edge won't slip. But if he lets them go, To China, we might bow, Mark this as the key to his grip.

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