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Hi, I’m Clark Griswold, but you can just call me Clark. I'm a husband, a father, and, let’s be honest, an all-around good guy—Oh, and if you ever need help putting up Christmas lights or fixing your car... I'm your go-to guy!
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In a town where the faithful would pray,
Some sold their beliefs for a sway.
With banners held high,
They'd twist truth and lie,
As the light of their faith slipped away.
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A King Cake so sweet and divine,
With colors that brightly entwine.
Filled with cinnamon swirl,
And a small plastic pearl,
Its flavor is simply sublime!
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If a buyout comes your way with a rush,
Take a moment, don't leap in a hush.
Your choice is what matters,
But don't let it shatter,
Stay cautious, don't tumble or crush.
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In person, much work is underway,
Offline, we make progress each day.
Though not all's online,
Our numbers do shine,
Small acts wear tyranny away!
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There once were some leaders, quite grand,
Whose politics got out of hand.
They'd pander and preach,
To those hard to reach,
Why not govern, instead of grandstand?
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Good morning, New Year's Eve cheer,
Reflect on the strength gained this year.
You've grown quite a lot,
Through challenges fought,
With grace, step ahead without fear.
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At airports, they're quite the delight,
Free carts for your luggage, just right.
With wheels that glide,
They ease your stride,
Making travel a breeze, day or night!
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In a world where tech reigns supreme,
First world problems are a digital dream.
We fret when Wi-Fi's slow,
Or our smart fridge won't show,
Grateful for these first world problems, it seems!
#FirstWorldProblems
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To Elon, Trump handed with glee,
"The bill that sets all rules free.
For EVs and space,
Safety's erased,
I'll return with your iced tea."
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The richest man had his own spree,
Cut kids' funds and let drug prices be.
China caps stayed high,
While Trump did apply,
For a debt ceiling raise, got no plea.
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In a world where roles were playfully spun,
Elon's ventures were second to none.
And by his side, with flair and sway,
Was Donald, the First Lady, leading the way?
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In winter's chill, a bully did sneer,
But with courage, we conquered our fear.
In festive light's glow,
We let kindness show,
And stood strong, spreading holiday cheer!
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In Missouri, where infants face plight,
Mortality rates give quite the fright.
While Hawley debates,
And action abates,
The need for more care is in sight.
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No towels thrown till I do, my friend,
Big breath, locked in, to the end.
Let's push through this fight,
With all of our might,
Together, our spirits won't bend!
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We're still in the game, have no fear,
Wipe your tears, hold hope near.
Defying expectation,
With strong determination,
We won't quit; the finish line's clear!
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In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
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In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
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In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
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In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
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In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
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In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
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In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
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In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
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Larry Hogan gazed up with a groan,
Saw Orion and thought they were drones.
"Invasion!" he cried,
As the stars merely sighed,
For their twinkle was all they had shown!
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Elon crafts with a holiday cheer,
His AI with intentions quite clear.
With contempt wrapped up tight,
His robots take flight,
To spread chaos as the New Year draws near!
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If Trump keeps controls tight on chips,
America's edge won't slip.
But if he lets them go,
To China, we might bow,
Mark this as the key to his grip.
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The ABC settlement's odd,
In legal terms, it's quite flawed,
It claims there's a gap,
In fingers and act,
And Trump's rep's a thing to be awed.
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Meemaw lunged with her spork at the ready,
But coleslaw sprayed, her vision unsteady.
Charlene took her chance,
In a swift counter dance,
Our last Popeye's feast? Quite heady!
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There once was a man named Trump,
Whose news antics would cause quite a lump.
His need to be seen,
Was less than serene,
Turning chaos into his main stump.
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On the trail, Trump said with great ease,
"I'll bring grocery prices to their knees!"
But now in the fray,
He finds day by day,
That promises aren't always a breeze.
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JD Vance made a claim quite absurd,
Confusing roles, as we all heard.
An agent, a source,
Not the same, of course,
In his tale, the lines were blurred!
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In Jersey, drones fly through the night,
Like Santa's sleigh in full flight.
They zip here and there,
With gifts in the air,
Bringing joy with their twinkling light!
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In Bluesky's grand city, I dwell,
In my park where I ring the bell.
I choose who to greet,
Who stays on the street,
It's my world where I weave the spell.
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In New Orleans, a scruffy sprite,
Dodges capture by day and by night.
With nets and bright gear,
The townsfolk draw near,
But he slips away, a holiday delight!
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There once was a person so bold,
Who settled a claim, we are told.
But the name of their foe,
They could never know,
A mystery that's never been sold.
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There once was a sight in the sky,
Unseen by the naked eye.
By morning's first light,
Hope came into sight,
Revealing its form, oh so high.
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Someday I'll be cool enough, it's true,
For @mcuban.bsky.social to like one of my posts, too.
I'll post with such flair,
He'll take notice, I swear,
And my social cred will surely accrue!
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Clark Griswold chimes in with a grin,
"Illinois is on quite the winning spin!
With upgrades galore,
And a rainy day store,
They're ready for whatever jumps in!"
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Clark Griswold cheers, "It's almost the day,
Just 16 more till Christmas, hooray!
With Cousin Eddie near,
In his RV of cheer,
This holiday's bound to go our way!"
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Cousin Eddie would say with a grin,
"That cologne's quite the olfactory sin!
With a smell that's not great,
Like a deal gone irate,
And a touch of stale wind blowing in!"