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if made commander and chief not only will i bring back the ice cream ships, but all weapons systems will be replaced with ice cream based equivalents. the United States will construct an ICBM capable of penetrating the Russian defense grid and delivering pints of Chubby Hubby directly to the Kremlin

The first posy in a thimble I made, to lift my mood during the pandemic. The flowers are all real. When humans look at plants (even on a screen as here) we recover from stress 60% more quickly & the relaxation response is triggered in our brains. Zoom in if you're strung out🌿

Yes Oakland!!!!

I'm finding that nobody telling me to go to the ER has any idea what that costs lmao. ideally, yes!! but Americans don't exist in an ideal context. "it'd be good to get an MRI just in case" an MRI costs up to $12k. do you suppose that comics pays me 12k "just in case" money lol

I like parties that can do two or even three things

Genniecon would be me slowly cooking things all day long while getting everyone to share every bit of gossip they had on hand. Be it about famous people or just people they see in the neighbourhood. We would end with cake or cheese and me sharing one good secret. Maybe.

Heyoo fellow old Luddites like me who may not understand or use YouTube often So if I get this right, Amateur Crastinor needs like 100 more subscribers to get traction over there- I know there's maybe a hundred of you who don't have me muted, but they need support 🙏💚

In spite of growing up evangelical, I knew my first trans kid in high school (1990s) & it didn't occur to me that she'd have fewer rights. Since then I've known & loved dozens of trans folks. I've cared for decades, but probably got most motivated by friends having trans kids in the last 10-15 years

Babes, sometimes people just wanna vent a little. You don’t need to run and fix it for them in the comments. 🩷

Capricorn.

I swear to Christ, the biggest problem on this hellsite is the fact that so many people are convinced that they are the only competent person in the room.

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using the same reasoning to steal millions of dollars from mark zuckerberg because individual pennies have no economic value

🚨A U.S. born citizen was arrested in Florida for entering the state as an “unauthorized alien.” His mother and a community advocate showed his birth certificate during a hearing in Leon County. The judge said she had no authority to release him.

Endometriosis: - millions of women (and fellow uterus-havers) suffer from severe symptoms on a monthly basis - it takes YEARS to get a diagnosis (if you're lucky) - there's still no proper treatment b/c "women" But sure, take your absurd amount of money and use it to harass trans people. 🖕

Gender is BINARY and BIOLOGICAL and that's why we need to use the STATE to enforce this with VIOLENCE and my KIDS are still refusing to call and my WIFE left me and

This is a really great special. Cameron always hits it out of the park, but this one is extra special. I hate that I used "special" twice, but it's the right word both times?

Ppl also impose rhetorical and liminal limitations when they say things like "that fascist won't be remembered fondly by history" The time to act on injustice is best addressed in the present. Rather than existing in some hypothetical liminal space of "potentials" and rhetorical.

So many records, such limited space ...

Today @vanhollen.senate.gov was denied entry to the same prison.

When Trayvon wore a Howie and people in the media acted like it was legitimate to treat it like gang apparel, the stage was set for this. Tattoos now equal gang affiliation, if worn by the "wrong person." Because the media/*good intentioned people thought it reasonable.

put your name to it you fucking racist, homophobic chickenshit "second House Democrat who spoke anonymously, a centrist" own it so we all know who you are instead of hiding behind anonymity if anyone knows which Dem member said this, cause this surely wasn't only time, please out them

Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again

1. The Department of Health and Human Services has launched a national "snitch form" to report gender affirming care providers. The last few times state Republicans did this, they were overloaded with memes and Bee Movie scripts. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Is there a video game that teaches the actual how-to of home repair? Like an interactive version of YouTubes for replacing garbage disposals and door locks? I've seen renovation games but I don't think they deal with this level of process. I learn much better thru interaction than just watching.

Folks if you hadn't already ditched Sticker Mule because of the owner's fascism, then this might be another reason [gift link] - www.timesunion.com/business/art...

This is a really important point regarding self-diagnosis. There is very little benefit (other than personal confirmation) to an adult seeking an official, formal autism diagnosis. But there is very real risk. Self-diagnosis is completely valid

The only way forward is through neurodiversity-affirming, trauma-informed, person-centered methods... and it is particularly critical in the moment and across this time of COVID and MAGA fascism.

Reminders: "Concentration camps" aren't the same as "extermination camps." Both were/are horrific. Most Nazi camps were *outside Germany*, away from the eyes of German citizens. Those trains? Were to, uh, deport the category of people whose lives were deemed unimportant. Never again is now.

Old enough to remember when 30 campus speaker disinvitation attempts were a grave threat to free speech

Law professor here: Things are F-U-C-K-E-D up.

usps should sell a cute fit and flare dress made to look like a lady postal carrier from a storybook i would buy the shit out of that

Cartoon: Possumdactyl :)

even if this example were true (it’s not) let’s notice that the premise is that it’s de facto bad to update language

Abolition.

[eyes wet, lips quivering]: every homeowner had to update their language

“Unpopular opinion: *the dumbest shit you’ve ever read in your life*”