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grumpusprime.bsky.social
Just goofin' around. I find things in your selfies and photos, and will let you know when I've found them.
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i’m losing it

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I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid. www.vulture.com/article/mara...

submitted 25 days ago • 330 comments

Me to myself: This is annoying. This conversation is annoying, this person is annoying. I hope I’m hiding it well. My face:

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I'm the strongest! :3

submitted 33 days ago • 189 comments

Job hunting in 2025 is seriously bad for your mental health, I'll tell you what.

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

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I’m sorry to share this, everybody. comicbook.com/anime/news/s...

submitted 39 days ago • 375 comments

Love the guy being like "ugh, people won't even let me say that I use chatbots to write things for me in my professional writing job". Yeah man. Correct. Use the plagiarism machine, get fucked. Every time

submitted 41 days ago • 4 comments

Buying myself little shelf friends to combat the psychic damage of *everything*

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If you're looking to transition your cat to indoor-only due to H1N1, great! There are many other benefits, too. But it may not go well if you just shut them in and call it a day, you need to commit to giving them an enriched indoor environment with lots of play. felineengineering.com/blog/indoor-...

submitted 44 days ago • 27 comments

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

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If we all just start walking toward the White House regardless of how far away we are they would shit their pants

submitted 68 days ago • 9 comments

Trump is at heart a coward who backs down instantly if anyone actually confronts him: part 5649

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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

submitted 73 days ago • 1264 comments

If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.

submitted 74 days ago • 227 comments

*cracks knuckles* My 6 hour coffee farm & soil education tour I dragged whiney friends along on when travelling can finally be put to use. Who wants to hear how most of the continental American 🇺🇸 soil is unsuitable for growing coffee? Anyone? Anyone?

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The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

submitted 79 days ago • 2510 comments

oh i'm really gonna get some use out of this

submitted 82 days ago • 12 comments

just posting this every day going forward

submitted 81 days ago • 20 comments

I saw someone reference the "look for the helpers" thing and it reminded me of one of my big Takes: the "look for the helpers" advice is for children. If you are an adult, you are not supposed to be looking for the helpers, you are supposed to BE a helper

submitted 85 days ago • 4 comments

...did someone say hog merch merl-shop.co.uk/shop/livesto...

submitted 92 days ago • 20 comments

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

submitted 92 days ago • 460 comments

okay so the codex entry on the battle of palaven specifically mentions the turian fleet managing to destroy multiple of the largest class of reapers by doing FTL jumps directly into the midst of the reaper fleet and engaging before the reapers can turn around. WHY DON'T WE GET TO SEE THIS???

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Look at him He's bonkers

submitted 104 days ago • 29 comments

Great Borzoi Gig in the Sky

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Colin Farrell thanking Carolina in craft services and her thoughtfulness in his #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech is your wholesome moment of the evening.

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one of the most depressing realizations in politics is the day you understand that a lot of people would legitimately prefer to spend more money to make sure nobody “undeserving” gets a benefit than to make it accessible to everyone

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