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be over 18 (sometimes NSFW! You have been WARNED) Just a handsome, charismatic, and humble healthcare/videogame gay trying to become the bara husbando he’d like to see in the world 💪🏼🧖🏽‍♂️ He/him; ♈️ Sun, ♓️ Moon, 🏋🏽‍♂️🍩 Rising; body positive, sex positive
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Not nearly as impressive, but we tryin 😤😘🥴

*being pursued by fat man* Uh oh, he's gaining on me *being sat on while he funnel-feeds himself soda and ice cream and gets fatter on top of me* Uh oh, he's gaining on me

“America First” has always been a cover to keep white supremacism in official policy

This! If you can switch from Whole Foods to a different grocery store and buy your books from bookshop.org instead of Amazon, that’s still a big step even if you feel tied to Amazon for other items. If everyone divested 30% that’s more than if a few people divest 100%.

Mocktail.

😳 honestly, I’m down for this one

Showing tummy and it’s not even a Tuesday 🤭

Fresh outta the bath, moisturized, nicely scented … You can touch as long as you ask, and say please first 😇😈

Do this. Say this. 👇🏻

Up 6lbs after a long weekend spent drunk, stoned and snacking … Makes me want even more, can’t wait to chug another shake and hit legs so I can carry all this new bulk 🏋🏽‍♂️ 😤

If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 9 songs of your On Repeat playlist on Spotify! Before anything else, I am a Medranhoe 🫡🕺🏻🎶💊🪩 @stachepapi.bsky.social

Now more than ever.

Was definitely stoned and/or horny when I ordered this 🤔

Wait … a weight update?

Ruby found a new place to perch 🐈🌿

The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

Never let the pit thread die 💪🏼

Experimenting with water displacement 🤭

“Oh, she’s FEELING it” Pre-bath selfies, stoned, colorized 🥴🎨📷🛀

Everyone asks “where’s the beef” but nobody ever asks the beef how it’s doing 🥹💪🏼

appreciating my gains and frankly a lil h-word about it

I worked out in my @mcecreations.bsky.social crop top today 🤭💪🏼

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

Exactly this. The entire dance was done specifically to benefit Trump and make sure everyone knows that it's he who "saved" TikTok. It's a very successful PR stunt for Trump.

The idea that a president can issue an executive order that overrides Congress, while it may be appealing to everyone who wants TikTok back and agrees that the TikTok ban is a first amendment violation, is actually illegal dictator shit

The millennial experience is growing up with the internet, and watching it go from a free, open, democratic, and eclectic ecosystem to a wasteland of five websites controlled by billionaires, and now seeing it quickly fill up with AI-generated slop. I want our World Wide Web back.

Happy bongcleaningday to those who celebrate 🧼🏺💨

Workout: Complete Shower: Pending Protein Shake: Chugged

NEW: Platformer has obtained the dehumanizing new guidelines moderating what people can now say about trans people on Facebook and Instagram. Employees tell me these changes are likely to inspire more violence against LGBT people: www.platformer.news/meta-new-tra...

Tits say hey 👋🙇‍♂️

Chest goals AF 😮‍💨

ACAB also includes Cop Roleplay/Fetish

How big an IQ do you really need to lift heavy things? It's the personal trainers job to keep count for you! subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

Post-Christmas beef-post

During the trip ➡️ Directly after

Another year of wrapped, another @stachepapi.bsky.social banger as my top song 😌

1 (one) Ruby underneath the tree … If you wish for presents, you must answer her riddles three

If your belly bounces when you walk you’re a god and deserving of worship

[December 2024] Wakan Tanka | Tokyo Afterschool Summoners www.patreon.com/posts/decemb...

Show me your pet and who/what they are named after. My girl Ruby … which is short for Rubella 🫶

Deadass eating vegan gravy str8 outta the fridge while I wait for my thanksgiving leftovers to warm up 🙏🏼🙌