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grzyruth.bsky.social
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I can say whatever I want here and nobody will see

At least I tried

I'm losing the game y'all

None of this matters

I should become a park ranger

Postponing my plans because I still need to play that new Doom game

I'VE GOT A GUN HAHAHA FINALLY

I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period. I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt. But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are

Anyone willing to let me borrow their gun real quick? I promise I'll give it back

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

*wakes up from a coma* Oh boy, I'm so excited to use Tiktok again!

I AM IN PAIN

It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.

These orbs and drones are the beginning of the rupture. These aren't aliens, they are farting angels or demeans WATCH OUT 🤔

If you told high-school me that Elon Musk would be President, I wouldn't have believed you

Benadryl™️ will be alongside me as I accept my diploma

I post a bunch at once because my account manager only works every other day

This is how I view myself when I post on this app

JFK vs. LBJ Who is the horniest president?

To every toddler listening, GET. A. JOB!!!!!!

School shootings are fine actually because if you really think about it, children don't contribute to the economy or invest in the stock market...

You can't be anti-AI and pro-capitalism.

Part of the fun of Twitter is reading posts from the (not so) occasional dumbass. This app desperately needs those people if it wants to overtake bird app. I can be that person...

Remember when the existence of Area 51 was denied by our government for decades until 2013? "Conspiracy theorists" were ridiculed by the media as crazy before then.

How much power/resources are wasted annually on displaying advertisements? Sure, AI is destructive to the environment (for now) but it contributes more to humanity than a Coca-Cola commercial or jumbotron ever has or ever will.

Trickle down these nuts on your chin, Reagan

What the hell are we even doing? Normalizing & green-lighting another psychotic madman. That’s what we’re doing. It’s f’ing insane.

Chipotle announced that it is raising prices yet again. The company claims its price increases are to "offset inflation" — even as its net income increased by 14% in Q3. Is Chipotle offsetting inflation or the $900M the company has authorized for stock buybacks since August?

Name a generational talent that isn't weird or controversial. I'll wait

Flossing is too hard so I had my infant son's jaw removed

Watching Star Wars and rooting for the empire because it represents law and order

Yeah she stabs with me kitchen knives every chance she gets but her ass is fat

I discovered a manga version of Karl Marx's Capital. Finally a book featuring my two favorite things. Boobs, and communism.

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight. The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them. 🦌🦌🦌

Apparently, being attracted to a beautiful woman is worse than pedophilia? I wonder who this guy voted for...

You may not understand why, but the healthcare insurance and PBM contracts YOU have signed for Tesla, SpaceX , @X, along with CEOs of other big companies , have more impact on healthcare costs and quality of care in this country, than anything you can do with DOGE

Indeed.