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Bill Burr has a unique gift of puncturing trite nonsense in as few words as possible:

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

I have to take a little time off from orangetheory but I got ill right after so that brings me toward the same goal

And exactly

You know what’s clutch? Having a sister who is an RN. I be texting her like webmd

Keke looks soooo good. This hair color is amazing on her. 🙌🏾

I’m in a Facebook comments section war just cause I’m bored and it’s scratching that hatred itch

It must be cool to be white cause you can move anywhere and not have to think about demographic implications or much anything else in that regard

I need my food LUBED

Peak cozy happenings!

Tough crowd. Lmao

everyone seeing how when you takeaway the DEI the planes start falling out of the sky

I’ve stayed up past my bedtime.

I see them hoop earrings getting bigger ray J #lhhmia

Pls. 💀

Who decided to dress Trick Daddy in all brown for this confessional 🤨 he look like a life size milk dud #lhhmia

So about the guy that was shot by his yt girlfriend…the other app is having a field day with this man’s old posts 😭😭😭

The Trump Administration is using the weight of the federal government to force segregation and any analysis, organizing, or activation that attempts to minimize or work around this fact is going to fail.

Cost: $75 Black people: Damn $100?!?!

Bro don’t serve this shit at my funeral cause ain’t nobody gon be sad after tf

Trash ass fruit. It stinks.

During black history month, Viacom (now Paramount) was known to serve fried chicken and watermelon in the employee cafeteria. Fuck that company. Every time there’s a layoff it’s mostly black and brown employees, they’ve never been low

Never forget when I worked for Viacom they did black history month in 2019 and made black and white cookies as one of their “initiatives” and a VR “experience” where you could walk in a black man’s shoes.

I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE. Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!? secured.heritage.org/the-heritage... Please share with a friend or a thousand :)

Keke Palmer looks glamorous in new photos.

reposting for this kinda luck 😩🫰🏾✨

Which reminds me! Do like the OLD Black grandmothers used to teach down south yall. Rinse your produce in water with just a dab of ACV. They coughing all over the fucking place in the grocery stores.

Who else is in? Seems like one of the only tools we have left.

WE. MADE. THE. NEWS.

the ugliest hearts on the planet beat in white chests

anyone complaining this web site is "no fun" should stop following shitty boring accounts and follow good ones instead skill issue 💅

Wow, what???? RIP

This is her fourth DUI bye girl

He ain’t know he was on a world tour them days?

TikTok got me doing big back shit like dipping my chicken in brown gravy and my life has been enhanced 17% by this change

They need to bring jollibee out to Denver and stop playing with me.

The Pregnancy Risk Assessment Monitoring System (PRAMS), which has worked to identify groups of pregnant people and infants at higher risk of health complications since 1988, was quietly shut down following Trump's inauguration. www.jezebel.com/as-abortion-...

she devoured this wtf