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Democrats when running against Republicans: "We can't call them 'weird.' That might alienate people. They go low, we go high!" Democrats when running against Democrats to their left: "They are rabid, antisemitic, idiots, who will lose to the fascist Republicans and also kill your grandma somehow!"

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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

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Back in the late 70s(?), my mum was walking in Hampstead with my aunt and a friend of theirs. They saw someone who my mum and aunt thought was Vincent Price. Their friend disagreed and said, “That’s not Vincent Price.” Vincent Price turned around and said, in his Vincent Price voice, “Oh yes I am.”

submitted 161 days ago • 1 comment

"If food is destroyed because it cannot be sold while people go hungry, that is not considered violent under the norms of capitalism. If a person’s belongings are tossed on a sidewalk during an eviction and consequently destroyed, that is likewise not considered violent..."

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Tilt your head like a dog to show them you’re really into the conversation.

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Deleted because rent has been sorted, but thank you so much to those who helped!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

150! Sorry to be a pest but things were already very tense with my landlord and I'm stressed haha!

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A reason im not moved by the “don’t give the trump administration the pretext they’re looking for” is that we would not dare say that about any anti-authoritarian protest movement in literally any other country

submitted 11 days ago • 108 comments

200 now!

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Sorry to be annoying! Anything helps!

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