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halman.bsky.social
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Lmao
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No not like that
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Cant be that hard Jackie. Put your stuff in, put the lid on, blend!
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tell them to reschedule the party, you gotta look your best
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Alt text should mention how cute you look here
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Nothing wrong with that, things are pretty fucked
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It's so frustrating because he's not an idiot, but Jon just can't help himself with shit like that
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I'm so sorry Jen
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Oooooh like in battle fleet Gothic
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Ok Grandma
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Her best role
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Without bunny? 1. With?? 10000
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jesus christ
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a mini ones pour into the mouth better
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"He might rape you" is a pretty insane thing to tell a 'friend' about your partner
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I hate the space racist complaint because ME3 literally opens with everyone looking towards their own safety first like she was worried about
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"explains young engineers go unidentified so their lives aren't upended" lol that's not how it works
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Weird, white people elected trump
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It's really funny because THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO ASK because they aren't fucking morons
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This isn't funny Clare, I need those teeth
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No you need to stock up on ketchup chips and aero bars
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Damn, no one else could have said the very bad man would be very bad. Btw what does wagging your finger at your imagined lessers accomplish here?
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I'm taking this as permission to flog him with my belt if I ever run into him
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A friend took a sleeper car from uh, like seattle to where she lived in michigan and she loved it
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We could be on the threshold of great things, Heather.
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Mine are entirely vibes based, if you have bad vibes I will never forgive you
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"Actually, Norman, you know the Dems lost by more votes than were cast for 3rd party voters altogether. You're barking up the wrong tree, Norman, as usual. You coward."
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there's no way they ever said anything other than the allies
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Nice!
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oof bodied, Hadas
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Being extremely online in the 00's gave me a deep seated hatred of bacon. (also I just don't like pork) Enjoy my share of the bacon!
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How bizarre! But at least he loves star wars!! 😍
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Sorry, some of us can't brush aside arming a genocide. vOv
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I forget why I dislike him every so often, always quickly reminded
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he seems cool
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Yes
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you never sent me one :(
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turn everyone against him