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always love looking up banana bread recipes and needing to navigate through 80 "this ain't your grandma's naner bread!!!" recipes in fact i would love my grandma's naner bread rn

submitted 6 hours ago • 12 comments

The time of year where everything burns

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

Happy Midsommar everyone

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Democrats when running against Republicans: "We can't call them 'weird.' That might alienate people. They go low, we go high!" Democrats when running against Democrats to their left: "They are rabid, antisemitic, idiots, who will lose to the fascist Republicans and also kill your grandma somehow!"

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 83 days ago • 855 comments

Back in the late 70s(?), my mum was walking in Hampstead with my aunt and a friend of theirs. They saw someone who my mum and aunt thought was Vincent Price. Their friend disagreed and said, “That’s not Vincent Price.” Vincent Price turned around and said, in his Vincent Price voice, “Oh yes I am.”

submitted 161 days ago • 1 comment

"If food is destroyed because it cannot be sold while people go hungry, that is not considered violent under the norms of capitalism. If a person’s belongings are tossed on a sidewalk during an eviction and consequently destroyed, that is likewise not considered violent..."

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Tilt your head like a dog to show them you’re really into the conversation.

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Deleted because rent has been sorted, but thank you so much to those who helped!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

150! Sorry to be a pest but things were already very tense with my landlord and I'm stressed haha!

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