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"Show me that butthole" is five syllables, if you're ever writing a haiku and don't know how to end it

Just once I'd like to see a Reverse Democrat, a guy who campaigns on donor friendly centrism and starts breaking up tech companies as soon as he gets in office

Please don’t take this to mean that I think the democrats need a punchy, pithy slogan. I think that the democrats need to reconnect with their inherent humanity. Say stuff naturally. Not sit around trying to focus-group a bumper sticker

If you've ever had to work with a foreign supplier, having some people on staff that studied in the USA is amazing if for no other reason than language skills.

Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people. There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.

People think we live in a democracy and not a dictatorship of capital cause they don’t want to contend with what you have to do to get out of a dictatorship of the ruling class

Race animates a lot of ICE/CBP, but I can't stress enough how—as with all law enforcement—a key factor is sheer *laziness*. They're not tracking down drug gangs, they're going for the easiest targets they can find. Official hearings (citizenship, court, etc) are fish in a barrel to run numbers up.

It materially hurt our power to fight back. Just unforgivable.

Why is the comparison wrong? What about ICE or how ICE operates demonstrates that it’s wrong?

let the body keep the score let the body keep the score let the body keep the score let the body keep the scoooooooooore

hhhmmmmmm

Republicans have had tremendous success over the last 20 years leaving timebombs for Dems to defuse and then blame them if they can't rustle up the votes to do so.

in a world where Trump hadn’t basically made the tariff eleventy billion percent we would understand that 30% is still an enormous tariff! even if trade restarts to some capacity shit will be much more expensive! we are still touching the stove!

Hey Eric, could you read this section of the current New York Times Code of Conduct for me?

This is a very consultant-brain type of thinking bc swing voters aren’t “centrists” by any meaningful sense of the world. Their most salient ideological characteristics are, like, a general disinterest in “the news” and a loose and absolutely incoherent set of political beliefs

For everyone who was like “Google search is getting worse,” we were absolutely right.

This is infuriating to read

here’s my life advice: you only get ONE LIFE in this body, ONE, and the thing has been depreciating since you drove it off the lot. are you really going to hand it back to god in pristine condition like you’re some security-deposit-groveling little bitch?

Now here’s a fun fact you can repeat at parties.

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

probably my favorite pope post of this pope cycle

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

It took me a very long time to learn "do your best" does not mean "give 100% effort even at the expense of your physical or mental health" or "give A+ effort even when it is clearly not appreciated or valued". Sometimes doing your best is heating up a can of soup and going to bed early.

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

Authentic NYC-style pizza is the best.

Dem Rep Gerry Connolly has resigned as Ranking Member of House Oversight due to his cancer. I like Connolly. But we should all be furious that Dems gave him this critical role knowing he was battling incurable cancer. This is a pattern from Dems. It must stop. www.qasimrashid.com/p/breaking-g...

The shirt you wear after going to a Tiny Desk concert.

NEW: PublicSquare, a website that lets you search for businesses in your community that explicitly want you to know they endorse Trump/MAGA values, is backfiring as people use it to boycott those businesses. www.huffpost.com/entry/public...

Go order my friend’s book!!! I’m