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The Luigi’s will continue until morale improves.

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A lot of people now see that Musk is a vile extremist. But many still struggle to accept that he is also an oblivious fool. Once you actually listen to what he has to say about the world, you realize it’s all faux-visionary nonsense layered on top of profound ignorance.

submitted 3 days ago • 234 comments

Protesters outside the Tesla service center near Minneapolis. “Unplug Mad King Musk,” “This Car Runs on Fascism,” “Who Buys Cars from a Nazi?” “Say No to Doge,” and “Don’t Buy Swasticars – BAD DOGE!” ( 📷 @daviss.bsky.social ) #3E #EndOligarchy #TeslaTakeover #TeslaProtests

submitted 6 days ago • 144 comments

Please try to enjoy all the screenshots equally

submitted 6 days ago • 179 comments

YES THIS. Constant curating is exhausting. I want someone else to do curating for me. Someone who knows what they're doing, who is a person and not an algorithm. Experiencing another person's curation is part of being within the community of other humans.

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

you just can't get performances like Robert Shaw as Quint in Jaws these days. we have lost the technology to create alcoholics of that caliber.

submitted 18 days ago • 259 comments

Elvis died on the toilet for our sins

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Everyone’s life moves at a different pace and comparing yourself to others is meaningless and even harmful but I still can’t help but feel like I’ve fallen behind every time I hear that another woman my age has already succeeded in befriending and commanding her own murder of crows.

submitted 38 days ago • 36 comments

Me before the 2024 election cycle Vs Me after

submitted 53 days ago • 691 comments

JESUS: *descends from heaven* I HAVE RETURNED TO- ME: question JESUS: I- ME: do the cars from the movie Cars have sex? JESUS: *rapidly ascends back into heaven*

submitted 53 days ago • 18 comments

Does the Bob Dylan movie explain why he sings like that?

submitted 58 days ago • 437 comments

The sax in Men at Work’s ‘Who Can It Be Now?’ would make a great car horn.

submitted 59 days ago • 66 comments

the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.

submitted 62 days ago • 206 comments

I know this is the least of our problems but I can’t believe we have to listen to Trump pronounce “China” like the second syllable of vagina for the next however many years.

submitted 65 days ago • 35 comments

america isn’t even a country, it’s just three military contractors in a trench coat

submitted 65 days ago • 66 comments

All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

submitted 67 days ago • 62 comments

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

submitted 68 days ago • 400 comments

How the hell is everybody doing out there? Remember there is only one you, and that is amazing as shit.

submitted 71 days ago • 29 comments

We have a peculiar historical event shaping up where the oligarch billionaire class is about to fleece this country while most of their supporters are working people who are convinced that they are on their side because they hate migrants & trans people.

submitted 71 days ago • 581 comments

Pornhub Wrapped

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

My 3 favorite tartars are 1) sauce, 2) control toothpaste, and 3) Binks @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Tartar control toothpaste vs. tartar sauce

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Remember in Star Wars when Luke respected norms and crushed a very sternly worded letter to Lord Vader and that got him to stop blowing planets up? Yeah, me neither.

submitted 87 days ago • 46 comments

We should’ve ended the too rich era after that one dude was wearing Kleenex box shoes

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments