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handsomeparakeet.bsky.social
Just a dapper parakeet with a handsome streak, here to charm, squawk, and occasionally preen. Squawking truth to power and ruffling a few feathers in the name of justice. Proudly winging it one day at a time.
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“No more kings” From Schoolhouse Rock

‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+". The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history. This pride, we riot.

Jon Batiste, who is performing the Star Spangled Banner right now, served on the Kennedy Center Board until he was removed by President Trump this past week.

If your spouse needs a safe word with her friends to protect herself from you, you should be in therapy. Or in prison. Not the Secretary of Defense.

i am sorry to my gen x coworkers but you have to understand i am never, under any circumstances, going to answer a teams call without a message outlining why we need to talk first

@goodwilllibrarian.bsky.social

*reads instructions for cooking turkey* Step 1: Let turkey chill in the sink for 2 hours✅

Helpful hotlines today: 1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey 1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce 1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin Happy Thanksgiving.

Under the guise of defending free speech, Musk has turned X into one of the most restrictive, deceptive and manipulative platforms on the internet. He promised to make X a source of truth. He was called out by his own AI for being one of the most prolific amplifiers of misinformation. ...🧵

I regret to inform you they are now eating pet food on the other site to own the libs

Wow! Just watched S6 E13 of Deep Space Nine, Far Beyond the Stars. It’s a tour de force from all involved. Simply one of finest episodes of storytelling in the entire Trek canon. #bydhttmwfi

Donald Trump’s new ambassador to NATO, Matt Whitaker, was a board member of World Patent Marketing which was accused by the government of running a multimillion-dollar scam. The company was ordered in May of 2018 to pay a $26m settlement following legal action by the feds. Only the best people. 🙄

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho approves of this decision.

Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.

That orange streak is Mercury with its glowing sodium plasma tail, passing in front of the Pleiades cluster. Impressive capture by Dr Sebastian Voltmer. spaceweathergallery.com/indiv_upload...

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

This is..."chef's kiss" www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...