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Happy Long Good Friday to all who celebrate. ShandMax appropriately.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

literally DO NOT ENTER THE UNITED STATES. if you're not already here DO NOT COME HERE FOR ANY REASON work conference? furry convention? comics thing? FUCKIN DON'T. DO NOT ENTER THE UNITED STATES EVEN IF YOU'RE BEING PAID TO. DON'T.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Still very funny to me that the Free Market has stop measures in place for when people do too much trading that they don't like

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

These CDC firings suck. You mean I have to be even more afraid of disease because these doorknob lickers all around me will have even less invisible guardrails keeping them from making me sick? Fuck.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

A set of jangling keys will return in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"

submitted 31 days ago • 47 comments

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submitted 37 days ago • 6 comments

Wait ok trans punisher on the chest and this on the back

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

Frame from a non-musical movie with a great soundtrack.

submitted 268 days ago • 0 comments

that one neighbor who put a chicken coop in their back yard in 2017 and was always trying to foist eggs on everyone probably feels like littlefinger right now

submitted 67 days ago • 26 comments

Posting at work is good, don’t let anyone, especially your boss, tell you otherwise.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

it rules that Lorne Michaels has to spend the runup to SNL's 50th anniversary seeing Tim Robinson say someone should have shot him in the head 10 years ago

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

these guys love self-medicating at petco huh

submitted 78 days ago • 204 comments

Don’t trust anyone who is rude to the serving staff

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️

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submitted 84 days ago • 191 comments

Weird fash nerds running around inside the federal government twiddling knobs and flipping switches and going "what does this one do?" Getting big blobs of jelly on everything. Somehow no one is telling them to fuck off. Cards on the table I don't really care for any of this!

submitted 84 days ago • 49 comments

Physically attack your coworkers

submitted 88 days ago • 3 comments

Eric I need you to give me $100,000 or you will be arrested by the CIA

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

you don't hear much about the senate parliamentarian anymore

submitted 88 days ago • 13 comments

Twin Peaks Ray & Darya look like they’re about to host SNL

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

there's always some fuckhead in my mentions complaining about how stupid and worthless my posts are as if i'm in their house with a gun to their head making them read it. i don't care about you at all. if you don't like my posts then get out