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white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery

submitted 7 days ago • 40 comments

let me make myself clear

submitted 12 days ago • 102 comments

of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH

submitted 26 days ago • 90 comments

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

submitted 46 days ago • 158 comments

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

submitted 73 days ago • 170 comments

damn it’s december and i just cant believe my coneflower are doing so good it truly is a christmas miracle

submitted 75 days ago • 97 comments

tall grass thing. i dont know what it’s called. not supposed to cut it back until spring i dont remember why, why dont you just google it like a fucking normal person.

submitted 82 days ago • 103 comments

what tha frog

submitted 91 days ago • 159 comments

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

submitted 97 days ago • 215 comments

look, i cannot make my inaturalist observations public because i have reason to believe there is a man who would track me down and stab me in the spine in my yard

submitted 100 days ago • 120 comments

if sowing bee balm seeds is a mid-life crisis i will die at 66. dynamite is on tonight.

submitted 102 days ago • 57 comments

oh did you dumbasses think i was kidding? this is a small beautyberry bush and the birds are gonna eat the hell out of these things soon.

submitted 104 days ago • 328 comments

jef this @aew.bsky.social is work’s thing right? make them put up the picture of my cardinal flowers from this summer immediately

submitted 106 days ago • 109 comments

oh my god you guys are gonna be so pissed when all i do is talk about gardening on here

submitted 107 days ago • 627 comments