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hangryhippocrite.bsky.social
“Yes I understand” NARRATOR: She really didn’t.
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Pretty sure I know like 2 LED Zeppelin songs and I’m watching a 2 hr documentary

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when i say i'm open to feedback i mean compliments

submitted 12 days ago • 28 comments

Feeling this very much today. Via poetryisnotaluxury on Instagram.

submitted 12 days ago • 78 comments

White Lotus is a prize an actor wins. If you do enough good character parts that highbrow critics like you but regular tv watchers don’t know who you are, Mike White takes you on vacation

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My review of the first three weeks of the USA reboot: I don’t care for it.

submitted 13 days ago • 113 comments

Being human is a very strange. I know from experience.

submitted 15 days ago • 13 comments

What scares me the most??? Nah no way

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I haven’t lived through the collapse of a civilisation before I study history so I have read the guidebooks, but they don’t quite capture the experience of being there

submitted 28 days ago • 564 comments

Hey the movie Presence sucks actually

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GDI I don’t want to be on a non fiction phase

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Oh boy not again

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Oh god why is the Vegas one in November pa????

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Maybe I am actually banning tiktok for myself because now I’m too depressed for the news I can’t believe this is the darkest timeline

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so confused

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Hey Ali Hazelwood did you get scammed out of Eras Tour tickets that’s why you didn’t want to thank Ticketmaster?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Ey I enjoyed it but I would’ve liked a “pop” so to speak lmao

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Ah yes the whole Mate discussion. I just pretend they’re Australian

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The burn is too slow but I need it to be this way

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I’m in the mood to write but no words

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

On Chapter 4 or 5 of Bride and we’ve used Sporadic 3 times

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao this is so embarrassing actually I was telling my friends goodbye

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Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

submitted 41 days ago • 526 comments

Welp here I thought I get a few more hours

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

They will work it out on the remix I swear

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Please wind can you just like chill???

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

God these fires are scary 😱

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I’m trying to read to kill a shadow for 4 days now and I’m stuck in the middle. Idk man I feel bored

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah I love the horror films I’ve seen last year and this year

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Oh gosh I’m so excited

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I finally watched nosferatu and yeah

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Hahahaha

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I was reading 2 books at the same time. Idk why

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I want to watch nosferatu but my god I’m so lazy

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Omg happy new year blue sky!

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

What do you mean I have to learn new lore all over again?

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I finished the book. Yes he came from putting his dick in her like inch. Hilarious

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah I gotta rant about reading Not In Love this guy is down bad! End of rant

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

“So I ‘did’ cure you with the unique prowess of my magic cock” is honestly so goddamn funny

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Yes I too would get married to the idea of #mychemicalromance

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah for sure

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Holy howdy heckin hell????

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

*sigh Hozier I need u to get married or something so I stop thinking about u indecently

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Ah yes. My desperate attempt to be funny has gotten me into an awkward situation once again. How about you? How was your Christmas?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments