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#discoelysium

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Thinking about when people pet dog statues...and it makes them all shiny... #illustration #goldenretriever

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

A copper retriever with her unoxidized puppies #illustration #goldenretriever

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

Had yet another “deeply disappointed bc a delicious childhood treat’s recipe has been changed and consequentially ruined” moment today. Why can’t they leave things ALONE?? And then they try to say they didn’t change anything like we can’t TELL. 😩🤨

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I love boneless wings :3

submitted 1 day ago • 91 comments

Pussywillow-Tailed Cats - 2024 [ #art #illustration #botanicats ]

submitted 1 day ago • 53 comments

Small pet peeve: If people cannot be bothered to do a quick google to see what differentiates Cajun from Creole cuisine, they don’t deserve to eat it. If it has tomatoes! It is Creole! If it does not! It is Cajun!! Stop calling it Cajun!!! If there are tomatoes!!!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

HEY YOU RIGHT THERE Stop clenching your teeth Okay carry on 🥰

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Heads up for crafters: Great American LLC has won the bid for Joann. They’re a liquidator, so ALL Joann stores will be closed by end of May. Stock up on everything NOW and if you have an independent fabric store near you, start using it 😢

submitted 3 days ago • 25 comments

I’ve said many times I’ll be driving my car until the wheels fall off and I MEAN that! She’s janky as hell but she’s still going. I will happily drive her for another decade if she lets me!! 🤞🏻

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Someone came out of the yarn room

submitted 2 days ago • 179 comments

I've said this tons of times but I will repeat myself, people want dating, it is obvious and clear it's a primary concern for players. People don't want to admit it so a dating sim maybe has less appeal to them but it's 100% a core appealing factor. Stardew, BG3, Persona, Mass Effect, and many more

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

How to change a swastika that cant be removed

submitted 2 days ago • 104 comments

you don't feel like shit because you're autistic you feel like shit because you're an autistic person living in a world that doesn't support you or take your needs seriously you feel like shit because you've been told that you're too much when you just want to speak and share you're valid

submitted 90 days ago • 28 comments

Illusen 🍃 #digitalart #fanart #neopets

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

the emotional logic of fascism

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Scientists have reconstructed the insane weather of Tylos, a world so hot, and so close to its sun that the clouds are made of vaporised metal, and where it rains liquid sapphires and rubies. https://buff.ly/41a3GnB #ShareGoodNewsToo

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

also more #nsfw starting with #meljayvik

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

🫂 #DetroitBecomeHuman #dbh #RK800 #HankAnderson #dailycamart

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t think Amanda (theamandafiles) is on bsky but I need to hear her spiral about the parallels and symbolism between Xandra + Luxinia vs. TDF + the AltdrCouncil. X spared Lux from her plans and TDF gave her friends long life. X and TDF would hate each other and yet would make the same decisions.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Me waiting for Starkid’s Cinderella’s Castle to come out on Youtube.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

"kill the cop in your head" this, "kill the priest in your head" that, what about "kill the advertiser in your head" that pushes you to pidgeon-hole, sanitize and generalize your personal works because a broader audience makes more money than a niche one

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine if you had ADHD and were turned into a vampire and then had to go around finding people who just took their adderall to feed from just to function.

submitted 4 days ago • 31 comments

He nails it.

submitted 4 days ago • 1557 comments

hold on gonna be cringe for a moment 👉😐👈

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

A practical way to carry tiny Connor 😊

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

they made her in a test tube #jayvik #arcane

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

"listen up, you piece of shit" - seven clunky syllables - disrespectful - sets a weird tone "hark, shitpiece" - three sleek syllables - salutation-flavoured - calls listener in to the community of shitpieces

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

A gideon sketch I colored :^) [ #thelockedtomb #gideonnav #gideontheninth ]

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

tried drawing an older Harrow several months ago... i already love the idea of harrow growing her hair out post-canon but if she ever did, i think she'd style it similarly to Abigail 😭 #tlt #art

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Hank, at approximately 3am: You ever fart and it sounds like a question? Connor, sighing: Go to sleep, Hank.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Hank: The guy wasn't even mad about being caught. He just shrugged and then he spelled "socks." Connor: Socks? Hank: S-O-C-K-S C: ...eso si que es. H: S-O-C-K-S! What do socks have to do with it? C: No, eso si que es. "It is what it is." H: Yeah, you're right. I shouldn't dwell on it. C: 🤦

submitted 87 days ago • 3 comments

Sixty: So, you know fisting? Hank: I know of it. Sixty: What if fisting, but with a foot? Hank: …I’m not letting you put a foot up my ass. Sixty: But what if - Hank: I’m not putting MY foot up YOUR ass, either. Sixty: Well, you’re no fun! 😤

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Trans Hank with nipple piercings but one is a little off bc they sewed his left nipple back on slightly crooked after top surgery. He thought it was funny so he kept it.

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

Fowler hears moaning as he passes a broom closet. When he flings the door open, expecting to catch the culprits in flagrante delicto, he instead finds Hank chowing down on a burger forbidden by Connor’s new diet plan. Hank regards him with wide eyes. Fowler shuts the door and walks away.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

With the lack of a proper bookmark function, I guess I’ll try wrangling my story threads with a hashtag. Feels a little silly, but I don’t want to lose track of them! I’ll use the #trashwritesthings from now on and try to add them all here in one big thread.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

A Kiss for a Succubus

submitted 4 days ago • 62 comments

then reach out to [email protected] and sign an interim agreement

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

NARWHAL MERMAN CONNOR Wonderous and beautiful with a big ol horn on his face, a little too low to be considered /truly/ majestic Cue fisherman Hank who thinks he’s cute anyway

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