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Y'all remember to drink your Kefir today?
Not a real doctor or a real bee.
Working on Uprooted: Meal Replacement Game, a game about throwing vegetables at start-up nerds.
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Are you doing the animations directly in Godot? I have my animations in Blender and I haven't found a way to inject method calls on keyframes without writing a custom importer that handles this.
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I have to assume so. If not bots then people using mass following scripts or something, at the very least.
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Also trace their IPs to find out where they live and just send them a photo of their house circled on Google Maps if they try making a second account after being banned.
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Me mum adopted a shiba because back in the day I played nintendogs, and I guess that memory unlocked for her when she wanted a dog recently. Now she's active in shiba groups on facebook and every so often she tells me about some cute meme or whatever she saw and I'm like "sigh... that's nazis, mom."
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See you on Shlormbo.webs in two years when Bluesky gets sold to Bob from Twin Peaks and goes to shit, too.
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The King Returned When We Needed Him Most.
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I remember years back when interviewing some kid, everyone was wowed by his resume and charm. When it came my turn to ask questions, I gave him a simple programming task that he fucked up so bad that even the project manager with no programming experience knew he was full of shit. Many such cases.
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Holding that shit like hors d'oeuvres.
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Since I don't expect to change pages very regularly, and new pages will be infrequent, it's not a huge deal, but if that were to change I'd probably just split all the page HTML templates into different html files with some meta attributes at the top or something to make it a bit more future-proof.
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Yup. Each JSON object has the page name, URL, header image path (since all the pages have the same basic format with an image at the top), icon, and then the actual inner page HTML.
Only downside is that JSON not supporting multi-line strings makes the initial HTML editing a bit of a chore.
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I wrote a very bare bones static site generator. Every page is just a JSON object in a pages array. Generator just combines them with a main HTML template and that's 90% of the work right there. I used tippy.js for tooltips but otherwise the exported site is all home grown, not even a CSS framework.
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Before five years ago, of course, it was PHP with templates. We don't talk about that.
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Truly reminded of that one Tumblr post that was like "how can someone read the words on a page and not make sense of the intended meaning?" because I'm sorry kid, I know I'm probably bullying a child right now, but like, Edward Scissorhands should not have been too deep for you.
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You know you've made it far in your job when you're no longer responsible for your own problems, but also other people's problems that you could have easily prevented.
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Yeah I mean in Unity you need a plugin for it but in Godot you just call the increment_fun method a few times and the game will be fun. I think there's a set_story_quality function too. Most profilers can measure how good the story or fun the game is just like they measure the framerate and stuff.
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🎶 Ain't nothin' but a heaarrrt aaaaache 🎶
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On Bluesky when you get a DM, you think "people actually use DMs on bluesky?"
But on Twitter when you get a DM, you think "so is this one a porn bot, a crypto bot, or both?"
And in Soviet Russia, DM gets YOU!
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Another banger as always. Always telling it like it is.
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"Subscribe to my mailing list" no thank you let me just get at your RSS feed thanks. Love you, love your work, but I'm an Inbox Zero motherfucker with a bad attention span. I've got an RSS feed reader with a "read later" flag and an unread count for each feed. Email is for spam and 2FA, not content.