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submitted 16 days ago • 365 comments

good morning friends 💚✨

submitted 15 days ago • 87 comments

DHS really played themselves by posting possibly the hardest photos on the planet to go with this tweet

submitted 14 days ago • 595 comments

wise words

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i love these absolute morons

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

We have yet to receive adequate information from Homeland Security about the recent news of Minnesota students being detained by ICE. Snatching up students who come here legally to work hard and get an education does not make you tough on immigration. We need answers.

submitted 84 days ago • 161 comments

submitted 174 days ago • 197 comments

New Spamton shirt idea

submitted 150 days ago • 355 comments

CARTOON OF THE DAY

submitted 148 days ago • 589 comments

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

submitted 148 days ago • 265 comments

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

submitted 156 days ago • 2120 comments

I’m sad.

submitted 156 days ago • 1699 comments

Chicago honors Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

submitted 155 days ago • 171 comments

Life tip: If your printer is out of black ink, change the font color to #010101 (99% grey) for urgent printouts.

submitted 156 days ago • 48 comments

#moodboard

submitted 156 days ago • 3 comments

Casual reminder to make your own website once you gain a following never rely on social media

submitted 156 days ago • 14 comments

there's no way some of yall aren't bots like why do u have 10k followers and 21k following

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

No don’t want the ‘Pro’ version of the computer, I want the ‘Amateur’, which doesn’t hide commands in obscure places, doesn’t want to keep updating everything all the time, and is on good speaking terms with the printer.

submitted 169 days ago • 172 comments

!!!!!This is amazing!!!!! Also miss me with “but velociraptors were goose-sized.” There were raptors this size and coolioart specifically says “raptors” here 😌

submitted 168 days ago • 119 comments

bringing this picture back

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

hitting that groove whilst being burnt alive <3

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

#moodboard

submitted 178 days ago • 55 comments

I’d recommend everyone regardless of medical risk bring a mask on your airplane journey, a disinfectant wipe to clean the seat you’re in and hand sanitizer. It’s going to be on you alone to protect your health. Warning signs are everywhere.

submitted 178 days ago • 956 comments

i'm finally headed home i'm so happy i get my own bed

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

It’s not wrong.

submitted 178 days ago • 130 comments

the hotel i'm staying at rn has mold in the showerheads tampa fucking sucks

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

My parents gave me a cat paw baking pan yesterday so I’m in the process of making dozens of little toe bean cornbread mini-muffins. 😆🫘

submitted 179 days ago • 128 comments

news from the home front: hello

submitted 179 days ago • 178 comments

This is the best image I’ve seen to explain to the average person why trickle down economics doesn’t work.

submitted 179 days ago • 264 comments

“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

submitted 179 days ago • 336 comments

if my cats die i'm gonna kill skmeone im not even joking

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Recall warning w/ important side note "H5N1 isn’t the only potential danger that might come from eating raw pet food, Oregon health officials note. These products also have a higher risk of containing other nasty germs such as Salmonella, Listeria, and E. coli bacteria." gizmodo.com/what-to-know...

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

why are so many people following me are you all bots?? like this if ur not a bot i want to make sure

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Perfectly timed capture ….amazing colours ✨❄️✨🤍✨❄️✨

submitted 181 days ago • 224 comments

The painful yin and yang of gaming As a kid: Have the time No money As an adult: Have the money No time

submitted 181 days ago • 193 comments

The front page of today’s Wall Street Journal encapsulates 2024 perfectly.

submitted 181 days ago • 380 comments

My annual reminder: if you’re off visiting your parents REMEMBER TO DISCONNECT YOUR PHONE FROM THEIR BLUETOOTH SPEAKER BEFORE BED SO YOU DON’T ACCIDENTALLY PLAY THE SOUND FROM THE PORN TO YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

submitted 181 days ago • 217 comments

submitted 181 days ago • 247 comments

Legally, I can't call this an Ace Attorney fan account if I don't do this

submitted 181 days ago • 13 comments

Love it when bookshops or libraries arrange their books appropriately...

submitted 182 days ago • 549 comments

The Christmas Tree in Space...

submitted 182 days ago • 465 comments

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Every year around this time I post this comic up on the Find Chaffy Facebook page. I wait until other viral sites start posting it, then do it officially myself. It’s become a bit of a weird and lovely tradition for a lot of people, and it’s so nice 🫡

submitted 183 days ago • 129 comments

Still screaming 😱😱😱

submitted 183 days ago • 191 comments