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submitted 7 hours ago • 413 comments

I am convinced that neither Donald nor Elon have ever had sex that was either consensual or a transaction they had to pay for. I mean, nobody’s gonna fuck these guys for free.

submitted 18 hours ago • 59 comments

This is horrific to see. And any news organization that resorts to any sort of euphemism to describe this is absolutely failing everyone.

submitted 1 day ago • 39 comments

Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

submitted 1 day ago • 544 comments

Captures it perfectly.

submitted 7 days ago • 459 comments

This is not a normal person 👇

submitted 8 days ago • 699 comments

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

submitted 8 days ago • 540 comments

Trump and Musk are “shrinking” government like cutting off limbs and calling it “weight loss”

submitted 8 days ago • 17 comments

Word of the Day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

submitted 9 days ago • 221 comments

50 Shades of Grey is only "romantic" because he's a bilionaire. If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.

submitted 14 days ago • 711 comments

Déjà vu all over again.

submitted 15 days ago • 963 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

submitted 14 days ago • 100 comments

At least Musk still lets Trump sign stuff so he thinks he’s still in charge.

submitted 16 days ago • 296 comments

White House walls gonna be covered in ketchup

submitted 16 days ago • 39 comments

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

submitted 18 days ago • 1105 comments

Selective outrage of the right.

submitted 18 days ago • 528 comments

The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism.

submitted 18 days ago • 2838 comments

Not for nothing but everyone realizes that these teenagers and 20 somethings who have complete access to the Treasury payment source code are now #1 espionage recruitment targets for Russia and China, right?

submitted 19 days ago • 2271 comments

I may need this on my bumper.

submitted 19 days ago • 161 comments

THEY MEAN BLACK.

submitted 23 days ago • 33 comments

Watching this on repeat how is your day going?

submitted 23 days ago • 2005 comments

Time to dig this classic out. Sigh.

submitted 23 days ago • 84 comments

The 70s was the greatest movie decade, and this is a hill I will die on.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

If you're in Illinois, you're on Section 8, and your landlord tries to evict you because of the government funding freeze, email me at [email protected]. My cases are pay-whatever-you-can.

submitted 26 days ago • 179 comments

submitted 26 days ago • 292 comments

The one thing Facebook is good for is learning which of your high school friends would've given away Anne Frank's hiding spot.

submitted 27 days ago • 308 comments

“Who goes Nazi” from 1941 harpers.org/archive/1941...

submitted 29 days ago • 67 comments

Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores theonion.com/conserv...

submitted 29 days ago • 78 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 682 comments

Apropos of nothing, I have a strong belief that Donald Trump doesn't know how to tie his shoelaces.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments