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healthcarehedonist.bsky.social
33 yo. Cis/het. He/him. Proud healthcare provider since 2019, a hedonist for life. A diehard SoCal liberal. Here for anonymity and the promise of positivity. Wishing you only good vibes!
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*sees beautiful woman* *swoons hard* *faints onto conveniently placed chaise longue* This is the only appropriate reaction to such a picture! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ  Happy Thursday, Bluesky!

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ After work project: find the clip this belongs to on her OF, because I *have* to!

Like this if you think swers have a right to work and exist <3

A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."

I am not sure I have seen this pic before - how lovely! Simply spellbinding! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ What a great uplift on a very busy day! Have a great Tuesday, all!

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

Maybe I wasnโ€™t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

FWB with a mom like me?

Said it before, saying it again: most creators post their content, @theedirtybirdie.bsky.social posts her โœจartโœจ So pretty! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

It's like we all live at Four Seasons Total Landscaping now.

I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

So very pretty! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ  Happy Valentineโ€™s Day, everyone! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

Wait, the guy you said was Tony Stark was actually Lex Luthor?

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Absolutely beautiful, Iโ€™m literally obsessed! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ What a kick ass way to start the day. A very happy Thursday to us all! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

Pliny the Forgotten Middle One

I'm about to go to sleep, but where I usually am, it's morning, so: Today is Thursday, Feb 13. Good morning โค๏ธ eat take your meds hydrate tell your people you love them let them love you back We are here. This is real. Let's build a home for each other and fight like hell.

JFC, Iโ€™ve watched this like 50 times! Fuckinโ€™ mesmerizing, as always! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ (Hurriedly goes online to find the original) ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

Incredible! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Great reminder on the feed to get up and get moving! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ

Itโ€™s a cop out to say โ€œall of herโ€ caught my eye, but also itโ€™s not true to say Ruby just catches your eye. Look at the picture - she catches all of you! Sheโ€™d give Helen of Troy a run for her money! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ  Always uplifting to see her on the feed! Happy Hump Day, everyone!

โ€˜You Canโ€™t Let This Happen,โ€™ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity" Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Her account is new to me (so I donโ€™t know what she looks like), but when this pick showed up in my feed, I legitimately thought โ€œsheโ€™s so fit, this must be one of those Sports Illustrated pics they canโ€™t print but makes it onlineโ€ lol Hella fit, god damn! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ

Something something Iโ€™m very clearly obsessedโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 

That only makes it more of a challenge.

Not *at all* the point of the post, but look at how deep a squat this is! If I tried this, I would break in half lol I really need to start exercising againโ€ฆ

โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฒ In โ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฒ this โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฒhouse โ–”โ–โ”—โ”›โ–•โ–” we support โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ ๐ŸŽ€Sex Workers๐ŸŽ€ โ•ฑโ•ฑโ”โ”ณโ”“โ•ญโ•ฎโ”โ”ณโ”“ โ•ฒโ•ฒ โ–”โ–โ”—โ”ปโ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”—โ”ปโ”›โ–•โ–”

I am proud of all the people who DIDN'T understand Kendrick's performance taking the time to LEARN more about the cultural impact & significance. We see you. We thank you. We appreciate you.

Cheesy, 90s style pick up line this made me think of: โ€œWhat do you mean โ€˜workโ€™? Arenโ€™t you busy enough running through my mind all day?!โ€ Why yes, of course Iโ€™m embarrassed, but Iโ€™ll be damned if I donโ€™t share my truth lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ She is fine as hell though, damn ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 

Iโ€™ll describe Ruby in the immortal words of my girl Tina Turner: โ€œsimply the best!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 

And just like that, seeing a sultry Ruby Soho post like this, I am awake and ready for the day! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ Letโ€™s kick ass today, everyone!

Bee is the queen of showing *just* enough in a post lol. Mad props, the editing must be a nightmare! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 

As absolutely always, sheโ€™s incredible! Hands down the best part of a terribly busy Monday! I mean, just take a second to appreciate the beauty in this pic, holy shit. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Also, the post seems to be blowing up a bit, as it should! Love it when people I like are doing well! ๐Ÿ˜Š