hemmerfru.bsky.social
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I'm picturing it as a high-stakes game of conkers played with moon-sized testicles.
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The Fap Controller, geddit!!?!?!!!!
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The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Plover
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Coming soon: the Cyberkhazi, the world's first self-driving shit bucket.
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Ours blasts a jaunty hornpipe, but luckily they only play it when they've run out of ice cream.
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Pope Deeznuts IV's favourite game is the Assassin's Creed game where you get to punch out the Pope.
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Noooooooooooooo!
Yes.
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It's the only place I've been where I've been presented with an extensive list of course rules for a game of crazy golf.
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Hegseth checks his privilege.
"Yep, that's pretty, pretty good."
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Watch me talk a lot but never actually achieve anything on OnlyPlans
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He who controls the calendar controls the galaxy...
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I apologise, it was a bad touch.
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I had a joke about Midas that's absolute gold
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Everyone's a Cynic
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Jokes about Diogenes, though - like shooting fish in a barrel.
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I had a joke about Archimedes but I'd only screw it up.
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No Rush...
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11/10, great dog!
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Have to ask, what make of noodle horse is this? Amazing ears - my greyhound's lack the structural integrity
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Looking forward to ar kid Bazza narrating Thomas the Tank Engine though
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when Mrs Dalloway began to take hold.
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Romeo: u up babe
Juliette: allow it
Romeo: patterned
Juliette: fr fr
Romeo: no cap
Romeo: no Capulet
Romeo: lol
Juliette: brb afk
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@trashfuture.bsky.social call the result of this data inbreeding 'Habsburg AI'. Good coinage!
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📌
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Future generations: "I remember when you could search for something and only have to scroll through three pages of AI hallucinations before reaching the SEO drivel. Those were the days!"
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I'm still feeling from 'macaroni art' earlier in the week
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The theme tune will now follow me around all day, mainly because I'll be singing a version of it to my mournful greyhound.
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What's not to Laika?
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Crepuscular
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The joy of live broadcast, sometimes reality intrudes.
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A pivot to Questionable Rodent?
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Squirrel friend in a coma
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Presumably his diamond-tipped love hammer retains all its cells (at a macro or micro level) as he thrusts repetitively away, and isn't at risk of being worn to a bloody nub by vaginas more powerful than he could ever imagine.
If he ever had sex.
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That violin is too big.