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is this loss

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Short term, I shoot myself in the foot. Long term, it's good news. I learn to walk without the foot. I do a three-legged hop, a tarantulan creep. Babadook-like movements. People will ask "why do you do this?" and I will say "it's important I blow my foot off for no reason." They respect this.

Just an idea, but it's kind of crazy tho. How about assigning a lawyer to each of them and putting each case before a judge. I know, it's nuts. But it just might work.

Not the same indeed.

@tacobell.bsky.social Is it possible to add an optional gratuity function for the local staff through your ordering app? You support many good and just causes, but I like to cheer for the hardworking folks in the drive thru window directly

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

Famously, the way to beat fascist bullies is to flop onto your back and say “my vital organs are exposed, take what you want.” Certainly they will stop at the first vital organ.

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

Being a childless millennial kind of feels like being Kurt Russell in "The Thing"

Massive dictator shit. He's out of control.

Holy fucking shit

Haha remember the 1990s when the Internet was silly and personal and fascists were just a joke and Star Wars was cool and we weren't about to die

🧵 IN SHOCKING MOVE, COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY FIRES UNION PRESIDENT ONE DAY BEFORE CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS BEGIN, IN FURTHER CRACKDOWN ON FREE SPEECH

the thing needs to happen

This was @mrspearlmania500.bsky.social’s legit reaction when I showed her the image of Gavin Newsom interviewing Steve Bannon:

He should work at the National Weather Service. His forecast validated!

South Carolina just executed a prisoner by firing squad. Insane.

If you ever see anyone attacking a Tesla dealership, no you didn't actually

King Solomon: we should cut this baby in half King Midas: smart. Two golds

A slumbering giant is being roused. Two weeks ago it was 30 people, last week 60, today 500. You can’t ignore that. Time to come out and get on board. #TeslaTakedown #Rockville #NoActTooSmall #E3A

Quickly popping in to say that there was great energy at today's Manhattan #TeslaTakeDown picket. Thanks to @julianajess.bsky.social for taking these photos of me holding my signs. It was also wonderful to meet some of you from Bluesky out there. Thanks for saying hello.

Evergreen reminder

Jeff Bezos would like you to know you that the Washington Post has gone full fascist and that no one needs to bother subscribing anymore.

So many people need a hug, a forehead kiss, and a haunted mansion with a magical library left to them by a mysterious relative right now

Has anyone set Carville's stupid pacifist sentiment with the "It's exactly as I expected-" soundbyte from Tobi yet? Just an idea,,,