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Tiny apartment enthusiast. Out with the dicks in 2026
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Dear Manager, I have: 1. Raised the curtain 2. Lit the lights 3. Put on makeup 4. Dressed up right 5. Met the Muppets at the Muppet Show tonight

Please note there is an active petition on Parliament’s website to remove Destiny Church’s charitable status. It was started last year and closes Feb 28th – great timing! Go sign. And write to your MP. petitions.parliament.nz/a22e0d59-7da...

everything is a garbage fire; you should absolutely buy the little treat at the grocery store

‼️ Get a Library Card ‼️ love, your local librarian #booksky

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My community of friends has changed a lot in the last year, people have moved further out /out of Auckland or got partners and different priorities. How does one make new friends as an adult? it seems quite daunting

i really like when horror movies have a scene with like, a horde of creatures gorily mutilating and eating a giant hunk of meat or a corpse and then a scientist / gov official is like "hungry little guys, aren't they?" and everyone else is aghast. more of this

Reminder that the best thing you can do to support open and free information is to USE YOUR LIBRARY #booksky #librarysky #diversebooksky #supportyourlocallibrary #diversebooks #libraries

Begging all my fellow New Zealanders to keep their eyes on the prize and not get distracted obsessing over American shit you cannot influence. We've got our own trash government and their dogshit policies to worry about. That we can influence.

I do not, in fact, need a newsletter every week. And especially not when it's from a company where I bought a thing *once*

Not Nay-yo-me for Naomi Osaka but Now-mi, FFS 😑 #NamePronunciation

The modern duel: kids riding their bikes toward each other with a foam noodle in one hand to see who can knock off the party hat on top of the other’s helmet first. Chivalry is not dead. (I’m at the farmers market)

Has Nigella got a book club I don't know about? seems like she's quoted on every book I've picked up this summer!

Treaty Principles Bill submissions to reopen www.1news.co.nz/2025/01/09/t...

Oh no! Tohu Harris is my fave www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360543...

why 100% complete one task when you can 64% complete many tasks

Who can relate?

Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034

Granted, it's just a hypothesis, but I truly believe that a key to happiness in 2025 for each and every one of us is to befriend more cats.

This is legitimately good advice and we should take it seriously

FUCKIN 2025 INNIT

Friends without benefits: we just say we’re friends but we don’t ever actually interact in any way.

"I don't think I'm allowed to kill something because I am frightened." —Nikki Giovanni 💔 #poem #poems #poetry

At a time when the NZ government making concerted attempts to defund social sciences and humanities in favour of a few physical sciences alone, I particularly appreciate this ‘airline safety video’ pitch from Bryony James of VUW

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok? Signed, a librarian.

The govt can afford 3 billion for landlord tax cuts. The *entire Marsden fund* is 78 mil or so. & Soc sciences & humanities were only ever a fraction of that. The govt implicitly saying it can't afford it is not credible. They just don't want critic & conscience work from academics.

my personal suggestion for the “male loneliness crisis” is that men should start complimenting each other more. it’s a really lovely feeling to have a random woman give me a compliment and i think men should do that for each other. i think it would make them feel much better.

"Leave a gang and get a job" says Mark Mitchell Can someone tell me the statistics on this and what support is actually required for a person to leave their gang and get into paid employment? Mitchell acting like throwing off a gang patch will automatically lead to this which is so naïve #NZPol

if i don’t look at my emails they don’t exist