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Diagon Alley is just the word “diagonally”

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oh no dizzy

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Resting is the only thing on the agenda today ✨

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I miss mimi🥺🖤

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I’m drinking water 😔

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this is why there's like only four printer companies in the U.S. and why your color printer won't print a b&w image when yellow ink is low. (tracking dots exist on b&w printers too) This has been around for decades but it is ALWAYS the right time to share this information.

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i hate people.

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Vatican spokesperson says the Pope is recovering well from injuries sustained in his first MMA match and “can’t wait to get back in the ring”

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Truly suffering from success rn

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I do NOT like t*ylor sw*ft, WHY DO I KEEP GETTING POSTS ABOUT HERRRR >:((

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Elon is upset that the public is staying informed. So many threats from him lately. We are public servants, not Elon servants.

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shout out to @erikaerobbins.bsky.social for getting me to go back through matchbox scan collection to find hits such as these

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If the word "inclusion" makes your ass mad, I'm sorry for you. Go relearn that shit at your nearest Kindergarten, if it hasn't already been defunded and whatnot.

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John Cornyn is SUCH A LOSER!!!!

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i love how the right music finds you at the right time. and if you find it too early, you don’t like it, so it’ll be that much better when you’re ready for it.

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and fuck the police

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Maybe it’s just confirmation bias, but really feels like there is one of these every day.

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i love bullying my senators <33

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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

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You can avoid getting hoodwinked like this in the future by remembering that modern conservatism has no universal principles. Whether they're for or against something depends entirely on who the beneficiary/victim is

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What the… He’s emerging

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they're sending me to a farm upstate. i can run free there

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I feel like I had been speedrunning life and now in my late 20s, I feel like I've lived thru every big change a person could live thru in a lifetime. I feel like im 90. I want to be left alone. I want to eat soup and bread. I want to watch birds. I want to listen to music. I want to read. no people.

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“In the end, we’re not so different you and I”, I murmur to the obese pigeon choking on a cigarette butt outside my office window.

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I was not prepared for the length of the Costco hotdog.

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I love people who have esoteric knowledge

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Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space. Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK By "Led By Donkeys"

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The only thing that flat earthers fear is sphere itself!!!

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At least Gwen Stefani stopped doing anything anyone cared about before becoming a prayer wife to a boiled chicken breast that fell behind the stove

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This is because ADHD was not diagnosed in women. I have several friends who definitely have ADHD and some neighbors growing up who definitely had it too. But because women present their symptoms differently, it was written off.

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beyoncé is healing🖤🥹🎧

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DELETED MY TWITTER WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

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big sad tonight :(

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Delete your twitter delete your twitter

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Horrors to the left of me Demons to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you *blood curdling scream*

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I post for everyone who always has to refill their own ice cube trays. Sisters doin’ it for ourselves.

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