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hismalice.bsky.social
Hey baby I Aries | his wife | 290🤟🏽 | 25 | 🫧 | 🇨🇰🇬🇭🇱🇧🇳🇿 🏳️‍🌈
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Stop calling it RedNote call it Little Red Book 📕

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Ooop I forgot about this app 😂

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I need to use this app more 😭

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Finished Arcane and y’all can go to Hell Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200

submitted 79 days ago • 4 comments

I think this is a fair representation 😂

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Never knowing when tf to go home 😂 just be outside on hopes and dreams

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

They really be my party buddies

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I miss my Kenyan babies 😩

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Well damn #spotifywrapped

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Yup my dad’s ex wife 2 days ago due to her wanting to contest his will because her kids from another marriage got nothing.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

It works so well! Same wit calling users “sky walkers”

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Before I follow.. who did you vote for?

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Kenny dropped time to hit the gym and pump weights

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Being on blue sky and getting on X is like going to visit the projects you made it out of 😂

submitted 107 days ago • 37 comments

Being told I’m no longer the bread winner out of my siblings makes me want to cry 😭 why tf would you tell me this

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Being a free lancer has HUMBLE tf outta me 😭

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

if your thighs are smaller than mine don’t talk to me 🤭

submitted 106 days ago • 3 comments

and this is why I don’t come into work dressed like this 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

“B see you at home mamas” Sal please leave me tf alone 😭

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

no why I call in sick and show up to work in no PPE gear 🤣

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally took yard keys and the boys are angry 😂

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Quote with a mirror pic

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Keke Palmer got his ass 😭😭😭

submitted 108 days ago • 143 comments

my brother js sent me this😭🐐

submitted 110 days ago • 389 comments

I either retire this man or myself atp 😂

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Like who tf did I think I was 😭🤦🏽‍♀️ bob the fucking builder 😒

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Why tf did I finish work and say yeah lemme go build a fucking fence 😭🤦🏽‍♀️

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Dawg they locked me out of my bank because of excessive spending😭

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

15 minutes max that’s it before I feel myself die 😂

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

45 mins on stairmaster is INSANE 😭

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

shii look like them old wanted posters

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

Not everything you lose is a loss.

submitted 112 days ago • 30 comments

Posting my first Bluesky picture

submitted 112 days ago • 58 comments

her everyday vs. when she posts a picture

submitted 111 days ago • 7 comments

Bout 70 😂 it usually be pure fuckery on it that’s why 🤷🏽‍♀️

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

double Mc Chicken combo lite on the lettuce bbq sauce, fries, LnP no ice and a biscoff McFlurry

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

This the butterfly app baby don’t bring ya shit here go to the bird app for that.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I kinda miss the 5 bots that would reply with “great👍” and “wow” under every post I make for their $0.0000035 monthly payout

submitted 112 days ago • 168 comments

Cocktail = whiskey sour Wine = red wine preferably a Syrah beer = export gold citrus

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Time to make Twitter your X

submitted 111 days ago • 10 comments

Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest

submitted 112 days ago • 234 comments

I Be fighting for my life dying is EXPENSIVE 😭

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This man really is my comfort person

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