You have to imagine the celestial consternation...
God: What do you mean, "dead?"
A: What do we do?
G:Fucked if I know.
Other Angel: We could start a religion with belief in an afterlife...
G: an afterwhatnow?
Daily Mail Headline: "God Banishes Activist Angel Lucifer to Crush Woke Mind Virus!"
The creation story in Gnostic tradition ( The Secret Book of john)has Seth as the first son of Adam and Eve. Seth has a sister Norea. Cain and Abel were the result of the rape of Eve by the demiurge.
Nonsense! The oldest biblical age for earth is 7,680 years. However, The Second Age ended in ~9600 B.C. with the sinking of Beleriand.
Even the Hyborian Age was placed at about ~10,000 years B.C.
If you want to make claims about your historical fantasy, you'll have to revise them quite a bit.
This is me trying to decide if I should follow you for great horrible jokes like this even if it means my feed will be full of just as many mushroom pics.
Judah’s son’s who died immediately after marriage: Onen (mourn) and Ar (the same two letters spells “evil” as a pun). Naomi’s sons: Machlon (sickness) and Chilion (wasted away). Etc.
(I mean, idk if there were any. I just find it funny how Moses was like "Hey, I'm awesome. I'm gonna write a book about how awesome I am. But first... *record scratch* You're probably wondering how the world got like this and why my people needed saving.")
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Then it came to me: ABEL AND CAIN!
Well, forgive me for not being a religion or history enthusiast.
God: What do you mean, "dead?"
A: What do we do?
G:Fucked if I know.
Other Angel: We could start a religion with belief in an afterlife...
G: an afterwhatnow?
Daily Mail Headline: "God Banishes Activist Angel Lucifer to Crush Woke Mind Virus!"
Cain slew Abel
Thus, Abel seems to be the first person to die in the world if you follow Genesis Theory of the beginnings of “man”
Dark humor after being lured in by the blue sky 😭😭
Eve is part of #metoo too
Even the Hyborian Age was placed at about ~10,000 years B.C.
If you want to make claims about your historical fantasy, you'll have to revise them quite a bit.
Lots of bible characters who die soon in the story have names that reflect that. 🤷🏻♂️
Mind you, there's nothing in scripture to say he was the first to die.
Just the first recorded.
Amazing how so much of Genesis is misrepresented even in Christian circles.
Much like the Nativity.
"And, lo...I shall maketh thee the world record holder at the Dirt Nap. Go and find thy brother."
Longest dead person
1st brother ever
1st person murdered
1st brother murdered
Okay, it's starting to feel like the old Saturday night fun Twitter days.