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Still riding the high of 4th period finishing the 36 card I Have, Who Has figurative language game in 3:47 today. Sub 4 minutes is unheard of.

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No no no no no

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One of my kids (7th graders) told me I'm a baddie 😎

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HAPPY EASTER

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Jewels Sparkles should have won. PERIOD.

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Have not stopped thinking about this phenomenal take on Jelly Roll.

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I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux

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Who up saintin' they elsewheres?

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I'm calling for an investigation into whether President Trump manipulated the market to benefit his Wall Street donors—all while working people and small businesses paid the price. Did Trump help insiders cash in on his tariff flip-flopping? It sure looks like corruption.

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For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce" www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...

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I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff

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Everything in the world is bad, but please enjoy the bulletin board I made by hot gluing every flower (yes I burnt myself and got it on my jeans).

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gotta keep moving 🦈

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Destroyed their 401(k)s to make sure a trans sixth grader couldn’t play soccer…

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We don’t have to let Trump wreck our economy with tariffs—that’s a choice. The Constitution gives trade authority to Congress, not the President. Congress delegated tariff powers to the President and we can take them back. We have the bills (one is mine). We just need enough support to pass them.

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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

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One very unrealistic thing about The Rookie is when Nolan tells Simone he's never had a pierogi despite being from Pennsylvania. I don't know what being a cop is like, but I know that in PA, we eat pierogies.

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Two of my periods "pranked" me today for April Fools' Day by being completely silent the entire period (while doing all their work hahaha). I love my kids so much.

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Ilia Malinin FIRST in the WORLD to successfully land all six types of quadruple jumps in one program 🤯 #quadgod #figureskating

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We are progressively finding more and more animals that may communicate with sound underwater, this time its sharks! Authors believe shark may be clicking teeth together to make sound. royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/...

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Exclusive: Science has learned that grant termination letters went out last night to principal investigators of 29 awards made by NIAID, including nine grants that were part of a program hoping to deliver antiviral drugs to prevent future pandemics. scim.ag/4iVm7mY

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me in the national security team group chat

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Gino dressed like gay Satan for the recommitment ceremony. #90Day #LastResort

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From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

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We have a porcupine pufferfish friend that truly loves the Cam and we truly love him/her right back 🥰🐡 #porcupinepuffer #pufferfish #cutiepie #smile #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity

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For your consideration: a hypercolorful slippery dick showin out #slipperydickwrasse #wrasse #supermale #closeup #hypercolorful #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #bfi #noaa #aoml #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity

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Whole squad in formation #squidsquad #caribbeanreefsquid #squad #formation #cephalopod #synchronizedswimming #cephalopodsofcoralcity #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #bfi #noaa #aoml #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity

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Being sad missing my dad and remembering the summer when he inexplicably decided "that's how we roll" was his catchphrase for the whole summer.

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