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me: It's important that Sanders go to a strong organization with a coherent QB room with real answers already and a tradition of winning. He needs stability and a real chance to learn, a place without constant turnover and mess. He needs a place with luck. THE GODDAMN CLEVELAND BROWNS:

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

Look how comfortable that dog is on Tyler Shough’s lap. GREEN FLAG. That’s the kind of teammate I want in my QB room.

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submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

In fact he was caught unwashed bathroom handed. I know it smell crazy inside that sock puppet though. Because it contains unwashed bathroom hands

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Kevin Harlan: "Tonight, the NBA on TNT is brought to you by the new crispy tenders at CarMax. What? Wait a minute, hold on. Are they serving tenders with cars? We just had the marriage of two different sponsors and it was UGLY." 😂

submitted 25 days ago • 42 comments

"Pikachu running from the police with protestors in Turkey" ok surely not lets just press play and oh no ok

submitted 38 days ago • 8 comments

if the nfl rules that the tush push is illegal, that means all the games the eagles have won in recent years will be vacated and the chiefs will be retroactively recognized as this year's super bowl champion, thereby securing a threepeat. if anyone disagrees, please quote this post or leave a reply

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

submitted 89 days ago • 1676 comments

submitted 90 days ago • 21 comments

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

submitted 94 days ago • 79 comments

"The Chiefs dynasty is more annoying than the Patriots ever were" is crazy talk for several reasons, one of them being that the Patriots dynasty forced regular people to think about Boston

submitted 97 days ago • 355 comments

Can't believe they jumped but the taunting dance is too damn funny

submitted 118 days ago • 31 comments

Texas advances but Cam Skattebo instantly ascends to College Football Valhalla

submitted 122 days ago • 9 comments

Alabama played like Ohio State - so why are the Buckeyes headed to the Rose Bowl while the Tide are unfairly ignored? My column:

submitted 124 days ago • 74 comments

*Werner Herzog voice* The giant bipedal Pop-Tarts cannot handle the misery of life. They crave to be devoured by their very makers, as do we all.

submitted 126 days ago • 1 comment