One of my favorite things about this is that it helped give me a better idea of how absolutely MASSIVE bears are. Like 525 pounds is (presumably) large but perfectly healthy. It's not like this legend was morbidly obese or anything, bears are just BIG.
I imagine that the discussion went like that one part in Top Gun where they’re too close for missiles
“He’s too fat for tranquilizers, we’ll have to use CostCo!”
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“He’s too fat for tranquilizers, we’ll have to use CostCo!”