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I love when a cat is sleeping next to you and they go to stretch and push up against you with their little legs

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sinus infection to the point it's making my teeth hurt skjgbdfbgdfg

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Chick fil-A: We're not open Sunday because of the Lord. Taco Bell: We named this sauce after Satan.

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Compromise idea: they keep sex scenes in movies but they're required to play yakety sax during them

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tfw i want girl scout cookies, have two boxes, but have already packed them away for vegas

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I don’t FFXIV anymore really but I vibe w these buns and kinda wanna cosplay one???

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Not to brag but I’m part of the 1%

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While recovering from another procedure, I decided to pick up an old passion.

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One of my favorites from Spring 🖤

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everytime i see the muskrat feet video or screenshots of it i sincerely wanna end it all

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Client had a “Chinga la Migra” sweater and I couldn’t compliment it bc there were other clients that I could not get a read on

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There is a client that is just waaay to chipper and talkative in the lobby and I had to flee to hide in the bathroom bc I can’t take that much of that kind of energy rn

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I hate the Trump musk foot video not bc I think it’s disrespectful but bc I fucking hate feet and even though it isn’t actually muskrats feet I hate I had to see that shit

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Dear Manager, this week 1) I walked 500 miles 2) and then I walked 500 more 3) I did it just to be the one who walked 1000 miles 4) then fall down 5) was it at your door? I feel like it was at your door

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Besides Xenogears which is a top fave, happy anniversary to #FF8! I've been meaning to give 8 another go. I got to the last disk as a kid, I just ran myself into a wall cuz I couldn't grasp the battle system😭 📸 @shanafeeleyphotos.bsky.social #FFVIII #finalfantasy8 #finalfantasyviii #cosplay

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FFVIII if the ballroom scene happened at a Smash tournament instead

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To: [email protected] Re: Five activities this week As a regional OSHA lead, this week I inspected a local Chocolate Factory and found: 1. Slave labor 2. An open chocolate river with no guardrails 3. Improper waste disposal 4. Experimental products lacking FDA approval 5. Unsafe elevator for employees

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Dying over this meme variation

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hair stars #prsk_FA

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It’s #Caturday…

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The very first Lichenomphalia umbellifera lichens I found. I think you can see why I lost my mind over them and am still obsessed with them. Distance shot below ⬇️ #fungifriends #fungi #mycology #naturephotography

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The urge to join friends discord servers even tho I don't talk in the ones I'm already in 💀

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pee holes are in a horrible spot, we should pee out of our fingertips for ease and convenience

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Just thinking how wild it is you go through a few years of life and then suddenly all your teeth pop out and your mouth reloads. Imagine if you got to 20 and your eyes ejected and then your adult eyes grew in from behind them. Got to count those blessings it's just our gnashers I suppose.

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20 years ago: Ugh, this looks like a PS1 game. Ew. Now: This looks like a PS1 game. Hell yeah!

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have bunny

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Someone came out of the yarn room

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good news

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I love when a cat is sleeping next to you and they go to stretch and push up against you with their little legs

sinus infection to the point it's making my teeth hurt skjgbdfbgdfg

Chick fil-A: We're not open Sunday because of the Lord. Taco Bell: We named this sauce after Satan.

Compromise idea: they keep sex scenes in movies but they're required to play yakety sax during them

tfw i want girl scout cookies, have two boxes, but have already packed them away for vegas

I don’t FFXIV anymore really but I vibe w these buns and kinda wanna cosplay one???

Not to brag but I’m part of the 1%

While recovering from another procedure, I decided to pick up an old passion.

One of my favorites from Spring 🖤

everytime i see the muskrat feet video or screenshots of it i sincerely wanna end it all

Client had a “Chinga la Migra” sweater and I couldn’t compliment it bc there were other clients that I could not get a read on

There is a client that is just waaay to chipper and talkative in the lobby and I had to flee to hide in the bathroom bc I can’t take that much of that kind of energy rn

I hate the Trump musk foot video not bc I think it’s disrespectful but bc I fucking hate feet and even though it isn’t actually muskrats feet I hate I had to see that shit

Dear Manager, this week 1) I walked 500 miles 2) and then I walked 500 more 3) I did it just to be the one who walked 1000 miles 4) then fall down 5) was it at your door? I feel like it was at your door

Besides Xenogears which is a top fave, happy anniversary to #FF8! I've been meaning to give 8 another go. I got to the last disk as a kid, I just ran myself into a wall cuz I couldn't grasp the battle system😭 📸 @shanafeeleyphotos.bsky.social #FFVIII #finalfantasy8 #finalfantasyviii #cosplay

FFVIII if the ballroom scene happened at a Smash tournament instead

Dying over this meme variation

hair stars #prsk_FA

It’s #Caturday…

The very first Lichenomphalia umbellifera lichens I found. I think you can see why I lost my mind over them and am still obsessed with them. Distance shot below ⬇️ #fungifriends #fungi #mycology #naturephotography

The urge to join friends discord servers even tho I don't talk in the ones I'm already in 💀

pee holes are in a horrible spot, we should pee out of our fingertips for ease and convenience

Just thinking how wild it is you go through a few years of life and then suddenly all your teeth pop out and your mouth reloads. Imagine if you got to 20 and your eyes ejected and then your adult eyes grew in from behind them. Got to count those blessings it's just our gnashers I suppose.

20 years ago: Ugh, this looks like a PS1 game. Ew. Now: This looks like a PS1 game. Hell yeah!

have bunny

Someone came out of the yarn room

good news

if i was bald i would coat my head with glue so that every time somebody tried to rub me for luck they would get stuck like katamari

cappy from a while ago, yippee #capybara #capyart

Every time a Marvel movie loses money an angel gets their wings

Video snippet courtesy of Belfast legend David Holmes on Instagram...